schmecklehead

A person who is a fuck up or buffoon

That guy is a friggin schmecklehead

by Westley E November 7, 2007

Schmergle

To be, or cause to be messed up, screwed over, disoriented, confused, or in disarray.

Garrett was completely schmergled when Tatiana left him for Dirk.

by Druzzi April 20, 2012

schmangler

A person male or female, who likes to give oral sex for caca

The girl that I met at the bar, was a toal schmangler

by robocop turd January 24, 2009

schmeeberiffic

Wonderfully endowed with beautiful breasts.
Boobies that are pointing out there, calling to you.
Terrific Schmeebs.

On the cellphone..."I am at Starbucks right now, and the girl sitting beside me is totally schmeeberiffic!"

(She has wonderful breasts.)

by darf narbler March 20, 2009

caca schmangler

A person male or female, who likes to give oral sex after receiving anal.

That halo child is a total caca schmangler

by robocop turd January 24, 2009

Bentley Schmeckle

Bentley Schmeckle is a currency that currently sits at .004% value of the US Dollar. One Bentley Schmeckle is typically used for a singular vape hit.

Ty Brock spent one Bentley Schmeckle to hit the vape.

by Bama.Wave June 26, 2023

Schmeegly

1. Inability to control ones self from floping around, like a fish out of water.
2. Having the traits of a wet noodle.
3. Schmee

When I reeled the fish in, I got it on the boat and it was all schmeegly.

by BohagonSlogan September 9, 2008