SCHWEDEY BUM LUM CHUMS

The type of weed that makes you want to sit on your ass forever.

Dude im gonna quit my job and sity on this here couch forever because i just smoked some SCHWEDEY BUM LUM CHUMS

by EROCK!@@% February 5, 2010

Mr. Smedley

Rum and Coke, with a splash of pineapple juice.

Let's head to the bar and order a round of Mr. Smedleys

by coolhandclint December 16, 2014

Schmegly

Any gross, disgusting, or slimy substance fond in any location it should NOT be.

Hey dude!! What's that schmegly on your shirt

by Kspenst March 26, 2017

Schmekle

A tiny wiener. usually, coined for a child under the age of 10. possibly jewish. maybe... it makes no difference. just a tiny schmekle

"hey mommy, look at my tiny schmekle. its really entertaining"

by Votechuckchuck December 19, 2009

Smedleytitis

A bacterial infection of the sphincter, caused by excessive pounding. Smedleyitis can spread throughout the colon and in rare cases, manifest itself in the brain, causing retardation.

Symptoms: The affected individual may be extremely slow and will constantly be hungry.

Smedley got smedleytitis from excessive pounding, and now he's retarded.

by Smedley May 18, 2006

Schmelby

1-Original term for a mullet hairstyle, mostly used in the south.(Where mullets are really bad). 2-Schmelby's are extreme mullets

Look at that dude's schmelby!!!

by dashocka February 3, 2005

Schenley

Intelligent,reads people very well,true definition of a Libra,loving and caring

Hey schenley how's it been fam.
Dude you are a schenley and that's awesome

by Kikitachingchong February 4, 2019