Schmeat Nuke

When you hold in the nut in for prolonged periods of time, and release it.

“Hey babe it’s been a while since I’ve done anything so prepare for a schmeat nuke”

by xXBaconOnAStick January 29, 2020

Horsche schmeat

The 11 pounds of cheese you left under your bed

Big long horsche schmeat

by BingusSupremist November 16, 2021

Wank My Schmeat

When you are in a hurry to get to your grandmother's funeral and you have to quickly bust one out in the Loaf-n-Jug stall whilst one other man is next to you in the urinal enjoying the sweet harmony of your grunts and wheezes.

Oh no! It's my grandma's funeral! I better wank my schmeat to replace the whipped cream on the pie for later!

by Your Mom's Gay February 2, 2019

my homie's schmeat

when your homie kisses you goodnight and you succ his schmeat as an act of kindness

Yo, lemme succ your schmeat
ayt first lemme kiss you good night
I succed my homie's schmeat las night

by My homie's schmeat February 12, 2018

schmeat yeet beat your meat yah

when schmeat yeets and beats your meat and it feels good from schmeat and your like yah

Schmeat Yeet Beat Your Meat Yah!!!

by schmeat yeet beat your meat ya March 22, 2017

Schmeat

Verb. The act of rapidly expelling fecal matter from the anus caused by a condition affecting the colon. Characterized by stomach cramping and an excessive need to spend 40 hours in the bathroom.

He’s schmeatin his brains out in there!

by Jamelon June 7, 2022

Schmeat

A derogatory way of describing the Male Penis

That dude's schmeat was sweaty af. I'm happy I didn't go any further

by Dirtworks September 21, 2020