Schmenis

An uncircumcised penis, typically of small nature

Yo, have you seen Sven's schmenis? He flashed the entire class.

My date yesterday had a schmenis.

by Schmenis June 15, 2022

schweenus

a word for a male's genitals that my roommate and i made up

"ayo did you see ___'s schweenus get hard the other day in class"

by sadslkdljkdfsjklfsd November 14, 2022

schmeatup

A hookup, all greasy and whatnot.

Do you think he loves you or is it just a schmeatup?

by Jackib223 May 8, 2023

schmauss

Any schmauss has a 14 inch dick and are hot once I met a Wyatt schmauss and his was 15 inches he satisfied me all night

Omg the schmausses are her go clean your pussy

by Joyest April 23, 2024

Shmeenus

A safe for work way to say "Penis".

Man, your shmeenus is so big, bruh!

by mental.cl0wn November 23, 2025

Max Schemansky

nice, cute, good kisser, a lil bit mean, but mostly attractive<3

Max Schemansky is a really cute and loving person<3

by Ilovehimtoomuch</3 October 23, 2011