Schmalenciaga

A flashy, preferably cheap, knock-off of the famous Balenciaga Le Dix 'motorcycle' handbag favoured by Nicky Hilton etc.

I got my Schmalenciaga off Hong Kong eBay for fifty bucks. I wish it didn't smell like burning rubber, though.

by vogue chick April 30, 2005

Schmake

Worse than a schmuck. someone who does shit so stupid, calling them a schmuck is a compliment to their sheer retardation.

Mostly said by aj shabeel and child entertainers

Emannuel! Pass the ball you fucking schmake

by UrbunDic.2 September 14, 2019

Schmacken

Schmacken.

Show us your schmacken

No
You schmacken
Oh fack you schmacken
Sorry want to schmacken?
Schmacken.

by Reeeeee69696 July 8, 2019

schnakenberg

A Schnakenberg is the all powerful.

It was the Schnakenberg that sunk the titanic!

Schnakenbacon is better than Grimm bacon.

Schnakenbabies

Caution: Prolonged exposure to Schnakenberg may cause an extreme amount of corny jokes as well as delirious laughter and projectile puns and abundant alliteration.

The schnakenberg has continuously avoided death by Ashenheart.

by OracleofSchnaken September 30, 2013

smok schmacked

After you hit your 50 nic smok and feel schmacked, thus leading to the feeling of being smok schmacked

Damnnnn bro I just got smok schmacked

by slumptedsara April 26, 2019

Schlankenstein

Old book about an ugly creature with a long schlong written by Mary Schlankey when she was 19. Victor Frankenschlank created the creature in his apartment as a student and the creature ganked some lives and schlanked Victor's life up.

Dude1: Hey, man, did you finish that schlank of a book, Schlankenstein for English class yet?
Dude2: Yea man the ending was pretty schlanken, man!!!

by Ashely Bellocq March 6, 2007

Schmatzen

German for smacking. May be used as a term of endearment to indicate one is fantastically awesome.

I love you Schmatzen.

by Soarele November 3, 2010