meat schlop

heavy, wet beef curtains... often with stank.

Whenever she top-rides, her meat schlop slaps my balls.
I'll patty-smack that meat schlop till the beef is rare.

by Antenna February 14, 2008

Schlop Cake

When someone has their underwear on the table and proceeds to put their Diarrhea on top of the underwear and serve it at a family gathering.

“Steve!” “Why did you bring a Schlop Cake to Thanksgiving dinner!”

by Schloperton December 19, 2022

meat schlop

A meaty and greasy vagina.

For such a slender and skinny girl, I didn't expect to find such meat schlop between her legs.

by fav January 27, 2007

Schlop top

The act of Giving good brain and having the penis stick out of the cheek during the act

I gave Rick that good schlop top.

by Og purp skurrrp December 12, 2016

schlap schlop

the noise your balls make when banging off your partners arse. Note: faggots do not make this noise.

Excuse me madam, but can you hear the schlap-schlopping of my scrotum?

Sorry no, my hearing aid is switched off.

by Anonymous March 3, 2003

schlop puppy

Steven Clifford

My fat tongue schlipped out of my mouth cause I'm a schlop puppy.

by Josh Stevens February 9, 2004

Schlop Lop

Saggy Man Balls.

I took off his pants, and there were two giant schlop lops!

by Rally Cry January 4, 2011