Schlonger

The term for a penis so large that anyone who sees it turns to stone due to sheer jealousy. It is said that a man many years ago possessed the infamous "Schlonger" but used it's power for evil, forcing a valiant warrior to slice the penis clean off and hide it so that no one else would get jealous of the massive meat stick. The current location of the Schlonger is unknown.

Jerry: "Have you heard the legend of the Schlonger?"

Bill: "It's not a legend. Look at my huge penis!"

Jerry: "..."

Bill: "Jerry? Jerry?! Crap, he's turned to stone. Shouldn't have abused my schlonger."

by Voltron22 August 6, 2012

der weiner schlinger

An over-the-shoulder devise used by an oversized man that shoots Fairbury hotdogs to distracted Husker fans at Nebraska sporting events.

"Der weiner schlinger has got to go!"

by andersonland.org June 30, 2004

Shlinger

Somebody who is being a retard

Diego stop being such a Shlinger

by Nartel April 30, 2021

Shlong Shlinger

A person that plays with or pulls or slings their shlong.

Omg. Stop shling`n your shlong dan!

by - December 21, 2004

Schlinger

The currency used by The Sock Goblin and all sock goblins alike. The currency is mainly used in the trade of socks and other sock related commodities.

One sock goblin to another - "Schmickity schmock Goblor you owe me 500 schlingers for the socks you stole last week!"

by Capernicus The Troll November 28, 2018

Shlinger

A "Shlinger" is a teenage usually female who meets a teenage male who attends gonzaga college. This term is frequently used by Dublin southsiders in there teens.

I've heard that girl is such a shlinger

by Rachel13579 July 18, 2016

schrinter

opposite of schvinter but penis flesh

gound on most males
not gay ones

by Anonymous March 26, 2003