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Schlop top

The act of Giving good brain and having the penis stick out of the cheek during the act
I gave Rick that good schlop top.
by Og purp skurrrp December 12, 2016
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Schlap

A penis long enough to slap a bitch and make a sound.
Gerbenn used his schlap to slap his ex.
by Gerbenn June 3, 2018
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schlop

the act of getting your dick wet, either by receiving head or by getting some pussy
That bitch maddie with the nice tits gave me some grade A schlop last weekend.
by Guess Who Dork :) November 10, 2017
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Schlop

The sound which is made when a very wet substance hits a durable surface at force. This sound would be most commonly heard when an extremely wet turd departs from your anus and hits the surface of the water at speed.
Bill: "I had an extremely wet turd this morning"
Henry: "Did it make a Schlop?"
Bill: "Yes, my arse is still moist"
by Nerd. December 31, 2007
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Schlop

When an extremely large penis swings at speed and hits your significant other on the cheek, making a hollow, schloppy noise.
"Dude, I schlopped her so hard, her head turned like a corkscrew!"
by schlopmeister July 4, 2008
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schlop puppy

My fat tongue schlipped out of my mouth cause I'm a schlop puppy.
by Josh Stevens February 9, 2004
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Schlop Lop

I took off his pants, and there were two giant schlop lops!
by Rally Cry January 4, 2011
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