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Schizophrenic Bone Man

A term used to describe unmedicated mentally unstable far-right extremists and internet trolls.
I am Schizophrenic Bone Man and I want to throw car batteries in the ocean, the eels need them.
by BoneBeater November 29, 2022
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Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack

A girl who should be in an asylum, but no one would take her.

Someone who often talks to herself, and has severe moodswings.

A death-metal listener whose life revolves around her music.

A keyboard and alto saxophone player, who enjoys life to the fullest.

A girl who's favourite face to make resembles the following:
8D

Someone who is rather in love, and will never be out of it.

A girl who loves everything lemon-related, and will eat lemons till she can no longer sense any of her... well... senses.

Someone who would like to try human.

A woman who really loves the environment, but enjoys chopping down the occassional Christmas tree.
Child: "Mummy, is that a Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack?"
Mother: "Yes, David. Now, give it a wide berth. It might lash out at you, and eat your flesh."

"Oh, look. It's the Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack. Talk to herself... No, arguing with herself... About shoes... Again..."

"What is that horrible music?!"
"Ah, it's the Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack, again. I brought the ear plugs."

"EVERYONE! LOCK YOUR DOORS, HIDE YOUR METAL ALBUMS AND BURY YOUR LEMON-RELATED ITEMS!! THE SCHIZOPHRENIC CANNIBALISTIC LEMON-SCENTED LUMBERJACK IS AROUND!"
by SCL-SL March 5, 2009
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Schizophrenic smooching

Practicing for a real kiss by kissing yourself in a mirror.
Many teenagers try schizophrenic smooching because they don't want to disgrace themselves at their first kiss.
by Pacmaniac June 24, 2011
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schizophrenic pop

a “genre” played only the two man band, twenty øne pilots. not a genre anyone can explain but a genre you either love or you hate. (if you don’t like tøp die in a hole lol)
“so what type of music do listen to?” “i LOVE twenty one pilots!” “what type of music do they play??” “schizophrenic pop..... you wouldn’t understand
by 𐂃𐂃𐂃 March 8, 2020
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schizophrenic weather

When weather dramatically changes instantly for a brief period or a long duration within the same day.
We have schizophrenic weather, It was sunny in the morning, but thunderstorms in the afternoon.
by MC not so Hammer August 23, 2011
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schizophrenic cowboy

bob- look at that guy over there
steve- damn, what a schizophrenic cowboy
by OaklandRaiderEJ May 2, 2011
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schizophrenic template

A poorly organized web site full of insane ramblings, usually centered on the page, which change the color, font size, and capitalization of words at random. They often contain irrelevant links and pictures, page-long alt tags, and animated backgrounds. Such sites tend to be about religion, aliens, conspiracy theories, and dead babies.
These people all seem to be using a standard schizophrenic template.
by nameless five September 3, 2005
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