A Pee schedule is when you go to the bathroom and a co-worker/family member has to go as well. It can sometimes get annoying when you always see that same person when you go to drain the lizard.
Explanation: This factor is likely due to the other person drinking around the same time you last did, which causes both of your bladders to activate around the same time.
Explanation: This factor is likely due to the other person drinking around the same time you last did, which causes both of your bladders to activate around the same time.
Bob thinks: I really gotta pee.
Joe thinks: I have to pee really bad.
- Bathroom -
Bob: What are you doing here, Joe?
Joe: I have to pee too.
Bob: But you always have to pee when I have to!
Joe: We're probably on the same pee schedule!
Bob: Damn it!
Joe thinks: I have to pee really bad.
- Bathroom -
Bob: What are you doing here, Joe?
Joe: I have to pee too.
Bob: But you always have to pee when I have to!
Joe: We're probably on the same pee schedule!
Bob: Damn it!
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(Usually due to failed classes) When you go to pick up your schedule and find out your classes have been switched without your consent! OH FUCK NO, you've been schedule raped!
*picks up schedule*
A: What the fuck? I never wanted bio instead of gym
B: You just got schedule raped!
A: What the fuck? I never wanted bio instead of gym
B: You just got schedule raped!
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"Hey Sarah, I'm having this thing at my house on Saturday, and I was wondering if you.."
"Oh, yeah, I'll have to check my schedule."
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Get the don't base your schedule around me mug.Being forced to do something you don't really want to do or having unwanted obligations. Usually refers to a controlling girlfriend.
Nicole wants me to go with her to see some chick flick on Saturday night. It's all one big schedule with her.
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