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pee schedule

A Pee schedule is when you go to the bathroom and a co-worker/family member has to go as well. It can sometimes get annoying when you always see that same person when you go to drain the lizard.

Explanation: This factor is likely due to the other person drinking around the same time you last did, which causes both of your bladders to activate around the same time.
Bob thinks: I really gotta pee.
Joe thinks: I have to pee really bad.
- Bathroom -
Bob: What are you doing here, Joe?
Joe: I have to pee too.
Bob: But you always have to pee when I have to!
Joe: We're probably on the same pee schedule!
Bob: Damn it!
by Lionhearte May 24, 2008
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abc schedule

When your partner only lets you shag on special occasions like Anniversaries, Birthdays, and Christmas. Therefore making it the ABC schedule.
Yeah man, Cristin has Michael on that ABC Schedule.
by Jebbbbbby February 15, 2017
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schedule raped

(Usually due to failed classes) When you go to pick up your schedule and find out your classes have been switched without your consent! OH FUCK NO, you've been schedule raped!
*picks up schedule*
A: What the fuck? I never wanted bio instead of gym
B: You just got schedule raped!
by Caroline Himanen February 4, 2010
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The Phrase used when rejecting someone's invitation to a dinner party, movie, date, or coffee run. If you are given this response, know that the person will not, "Check thier schedule," but just wants to get the hell away from you.
"Hey Sarah, I'm having this thing at my house on Saturday, and I was wondering if you.."

"Oh, yeah, I'll have to check my schedule."

"Great!"
by hardlyacquainted October 8, 2009
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granny schedule

the process in which a person battling a messed up sleeping pattern decides to skip 1 day of sleep in order to fall asleep by 8 p.m. and be awake by 4 a.m. Thus starting a new healthier sleeping pattern, like grannies.
Damn foo! I'm so tired, I didn't go to sleep last night because I want to go on granny schedule!
by Ben Robot July 2, 2008
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don't base your schedule around me

The cockiest thing someone can say.
Person 1: Hey, wanna play some basketball tomorrow?
Person 2: No i can't i'm busy tomorrow, don't base your schedule around me ^^
by bdson1993 October 30, 2009
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schedule

Being forced to do something you don't really want to do or having unwanted obligations. Usually refers to a controlling girlfriend.
Nicole wants me to go with her to see some chick flick on Saturday night. It's all one big schedule with her.
by exitflagger April 25, 2008
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