Scarfing It Down

Masturbating using a scarf. The softness of the fabric can cause people to get excited. Though it seems weird, it actually exists.

Ariel: Hey Renny. You look happy.
Renise: Its RENISE, and yeah i was just scarfing it down. I feel soooo good.

by chris doberstein August 17, 2008

cock scarfing

When someone enthusiastically woofs down your cock at such an alarming pace that they gag a little.

Known side effects of cock scarfing are as follows: premature ejaculation, an increased hunger for cock, possible skin loss on the shaft, loss of circulation to the cock, and vomiting. If cock scarfing persist for more than 4 hours consult the nearest friend to take over.

Fat bitches love cock scarfing!! I love letting fat bitches scarf on my cock!! I'm a gonna pull my dick out for some sweet cock scarfing!! Get ready fat chicks! Cause here comes Dean!

by Dick N. Bigginsloppy November 10, 2007

Cum-Scarfing

When a phallus ejaculates at the deepest point of ones throat during the act of fellatio.

Mary’s cause of death was listed as aspiration due to extreme cum-scarfing.

by SeaW0lf October 10, 2019

nut-scarfing

Someone with really saggy nuts draping or pressing their nuts over the back of someone's neck.

"Eric was nut-scarfing the back of Mike's neck yesterday!"

by ZERODOTEXE May 24, 2024

nut-scarfing

The act of draping or "scarfing" your nuts on someone, usually over the back of someone's neck.

He was nut-scarfing his balls over his enemies neck at the end of the game.

by ZERODOTEXE June 12, 2024

scaring the hoes away

striking fear into the hoes hearts with the abnormal actions

elias, you can’t play MF DOOM on the aux you’re scaring the hoes away

by japanesewombat December 28, 2020

sharfing

Simultaneous shitting and barfing, sometimes occurring when suffering from a severe bout of the flu.

Dude, I was so sick last week - I was sharfing for two days in a row!

by Spurtz November 12, 2007