Used to describe a male friend who is so ugly and/or socially challenged that he scares women away.
Only useful where women are sometimes referred to as "BURDS" or "CHICKS".
Only useful where women are sometimes referred to as "BURDS" or "CHICKS".
Mick : Mate I asked James if he wanted to come out with us tonight.
Bradley : Aw man why? That guys a total scarecrow!
Gary : We need to lose Hugh tonight he is scaring all the burds away!
Franco : Yeah he is a right scarecrow
Bradley : Aw man why? That guys a total scarecrow!
Gary : We need to lose Hugh tonight he is scaring all the burds away!
Franco : Yeah he is a right scarecrow
by SIDEBOOB09 August 02, 2010
1. The act of killing and hollowing someone out, then stuffing their body with hay or cotton.
2. Standing in a field waiting for something to happen. Usually used as an insult.
2. Standing in a field waiting for something to happen. Usually used as an insult.
1. Did you hear about James? Yeah, some freak scarecrowed him and left him hanging in his apartment.
2. What the fuck is grandpa doing in the yard? He's just standing there scarecrowing and staring at passing cars again.
2. What the fuck is grandpa doing in the yard? He's just standing there scarecrowing and staring at passing cars again.
by Hyptosis June 30, 2011
When a man just lies there and makes the woman (or other man) do all the work in the sack; the male equivalent of "starfishing".
Man, I was really giving it my all, riding that dude and he was just scarecrowing. What a disappointment.
by FionaB January 11, 2014
A protector; a legend; In the year 1589, the ancient tribes of Northern Africa spoke of a man that stood in the fields of rice to protect it from predators and evil spirits. It is believed, according to the legend, that the man had no name and no family. He was an orphan of Great Africa, his mother the sky and his father the nature below. According further to the legend, when the moon was high and bright and the wind was nothing but a "calm breath," the ghosts of past warriors from enemy tribes would come out of their resting places and attack the rice fields. The "Scarecrow Man," as he was later to be known as, would fight them off.
That mysterious man over there is like Scarecrow
by Hatey October 14, 2008
1. The act of approaching someone from behind and force punching your fist into there anus, giving the receiver the appearance of a scarecrow.
2. surprise fisting from behind.
2. surprise fisting from behind.
1. last night when my girlfriend was changing I totally scarecrowed her.
2. I heard someone is running around at night scarecrowing people.
2. I heard someone is running around at night scarecrowing people.
by Swee7 Chuck March 11, 2014
A woman who is very unattractive and unintelligent , but does not realize it . She is ugly enough that if you cut her guts out and replaced them with straw or hay , and shoved a long stick up her ass , she would be startling enough to keep the crows out of your garden .Another plus is that you wouldn't have to listen to her idiotic ramblings .
Man , my mother-in-law is such a scarecrow , but I put up with her to make my husband happy .
That girl over there thinks everyone wants to sugar her up , but she's so ugly , dumb and boring that she is a total scarecrow , and doesn't even know it .
That girl over there thinks everyone wants to sugar her up , but she's so ugly , dumb and boring that she is a total scarecrow , and doesn't even know it .
by MohawkedGirlyGirl September 19, 2013
Scarecrows are people who are characterised by their messy straw-like hair and constant frenzied attention seeking. Examples include Russell Brand, the majority of Indie teenagers, and the many unfortunates that attend Winstanley College. Behaviour comprises of incessant ruffling of their nests (hair), pouting, and gross application of Zaazuianism.
by Walter Slingsby April 24, 2008