dick scampi

a male penis covered in a females urin and then sucked on by the female

welcome to red lobster would you like some dick scampi.

by sergio o May 16, 2007

Scampi Tail

A description of drunken, sleazy college girls, especially on a Pub Night who are easy to pick up and ready to engage in anonymous sex.

The term combines the idea of a scamp (a term used for misbehaving youngster) and the well known synonym for women; Tail. (as in: let's go to town and pick up some tail.)

Lot's of Scampi Tail in here tonight - should be like shooting fish in a barrel.

by cosmicblue December 9, 2009

Scampi Fries

Cheifly British: the fishy odour associated with unwashed genitalia, usually female, although the male member is arguably a closer match to the whiff of a popular packet snack sold in the UK.

Marketers became aware of this lewd association amongst teenagers and produced a viral video depicting a young man inviting his friends to sniff his fingers as 'proof' that he had been intimate with a girl at a party (although the viewer sees that he has simply been tucking into a packet of Scampi Fries). Mmmm, fish.

I reckon licking the fat one out'd be like snogging a sasquatch with a penchant for Scampi Fries.

by Ozwald Spatchcock February 5, 2009

shrimp scampi

noun. overly bronzed female whore bag with blonde hair that is at least 12 shades of blonde. usually gorges herself on shrimp scampi covered in caesar dressing and white wine before passing out on couch. has herpes and open ended prescription for valtrex.

look at that shrimp scampi over there. she's dressed like she wants to get fucked in the alley.

by earlgreywithmilk_atx January 18, 2009

scrimp scampi

noun: the distinct smell of salt

"WHAT THE FUCK THAT'S FUCKING BULL SHIT."
"Do I smell scrimp scampi?"

by HiddenBurrito June 17, 2016

dick scampi

a male penis covered in a females urin and then sucked on by the female

welcome to red lobster would you like some dick scampi.

by sergio_O December 25, 2008

scampi pants

Underwear that has been worn close to unwashed female genitalia for a prolonged period of time, so that both the pants and lady garden smell of a large fish market or fleet of trawlers.

She was a right old scampi pants, I could smell her as soon as she walked in so I legged it out the back before she saw me.

by MickeysMonkeySpunkMoped October 31, 2015