Sausage Roll

When your girlfriend is sleepy, wrap her up in the duvet so she is trapped with her hands inside. Then get her to give you a blowjob (or put your sausage in the roll) before you'll release her

Dude! I had a great night last night, Helen let me sausage roll her, good times!

by GobbledGregg May 12, 2017

Sausage-roll

The act of consuming a delicious sausage roll, commonly after a strenuous university lecture.

Chris: Wow that lecture was quite hard to follow
Sean: We need to unwind after that.
James: Yeah, its time to sausage-roll!
Chris & Sean: ...

by Judge Jules (Julian) May 13, 2014

hot sausage roll

The act of defecating into your own hand and proceeding to masturbate with the same hand

"Aw bro that chick was so hot I couldn't resist a hot sausage roll in the corner'

by Holy mouley August 17, 2016

Sausage Roll

The act of leaving a penis in a girls oven (there pussy) to bake so the cum drys and goes flakey making the pastry for the sausage roll.

i left my dick in that babes pussy last night and got a bit of a sausage roll !

by Andy is cool February 20, 2011

Sausage Roll

1.(noun) a pastry filled with random crap ie. camel, horse
a.k.a sausage on the roll

Excuse me tucko lado, can I have a sausage on the roll (Sausage Roll)

by Jamawl September 25, 2005

sausage roll stomp

where you intentionally through your sausage roll (preferably greggs) into the air and proceed to tread it into the carpoet in a stomping motion

Man I said show me how you get down,
Man I said swear down,
I wanna see the sausage roll stomp ,
Lemme see the sausage roll stomp,
I wanna see the sausage roll stomp,

by sausage roll stomper number 1 January 15, 2011

Sausage Roll

Rhyming slang... sausage roll... the dole. i.e another name for the dole or social security payments.

"I fear this recession is so bad, I'm terribly afraid we'll end up on the sausage roll"

by Diamond Tee April 9, 2009