Sauerkraut Moment

When the food is so good that describing your experience comes out in jumbled words.

The bread, corned beef, the Ebelskivers, the—it’s all so good—oh my gosh—it’s—orange juice—bread—breakfast—I’m having a sauerkraut moment!

by Putobumbong February 24, 2023

sauerkraut lane

When having explosive diahrea, aim the diahrea at your partners vagina so that it is completely covered. Then, proceed to ejaculate all over the liquid fecies while rubbing it all together.

Person #1: "The food at the shitty college cafeteria gave me the wicked shits"
Person #2: "How wicked? Like explosive?"
Person #1: "Hell yeah, Im gonna go give my girl the Sauerkraut Lane"
Person #2: "Make sure to clean up"

by Liquidfart2323 April 26, 2011

Sauerkraut Sannich

A rotten vagina.

I had me some sauerkraut sannich last night. My mouth still stinks. Can I borrow a toothbrush? And some antiseptic?

by Lt. Aldo Rainnes March 18, 2010

Sauerkraut Crapper

Like the word (wafflecrapper) but instead this girl is so fine that she can crap on you sauerkraut and still be very attractive

"Gee Kelsey, your'e a sauerkraut crapper," said Daniel.
"Wow Jessica alba, (my wife) you are a sauerkraut crapper," said Tyler.
"Dang NN girls, i'm sorry but your'e only waffle crappers, not sauerkraut crappers"

by Danielisawafflecrapper January 3, 2009

Sauerkraut Kid

A kid who is sour and annoying about everything and generally has no friends.

George is such a sauerkraut kid; he never wants to do anything and justs insults random people.

by iaintsobad August 12, 2012

Sauerkraut Pounder

when a man of german decent will take his haus frau to their marital bed and pull out a jar of sauerkraut juice and his sausage. the juice is then used in a variety of sexual acts including oral anal vaginal sex. the juice is used as a lubricant and increases the fertility of the haus frau. it can be used on occasion when conventional lube cannot be found. substitutes include pickle juice and literally any other fermenting liquid

My girl and I are getting bored, we’re thinking of trying the sauerkraut pounder tonight.

by lards mccoy February 13, 2020

International Sauerkraut Day

Every March 24th is a day to celebrate the deliciousness that is Sauerkraut! It is a great time to go to an authentic German restaurant, make Sauerkraut, eat sauerkraut, and maybe even wrestle in Sauerkraut!

Joe: Hey Josh! How's it going!
Josh: It's going great! It's my birthday today!
Joe: Really? Happy Birthday! Did you know your birthday is on International Sauerkraut Day?
Josh: I did not! But how perfect, I LOVE sauerkraut, and I'm German! Let's go celebrate by eating as many pounds as we can at Gasthof Zur Gemutlichkeit!
Joe: YES! Come one come all!

by GermanGiant March 29, 2013