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Santeria, better known as La Regla de Ocha, La Regla Lukumi, or simply "La Relgion" is an Afro-Cuban religion with roots from the Yoruba people of West Africa, Nigeria.
It is the worship of the Orishas which are the primordial energies of creation and the movement that guides human conciousness. Contrary to popular belief, there is no mixture between Catholocism and Santeria. The saints were merely used as a mask to hide the worship of the Orishas when the religion was forbidden and forced to go underground in Cuba. Building Character, ceremony, initiation, divination and animal offering are essential elements of this religion.
Hi Matthew, is that Voodoo you are practicing?
No Lucy, it's not Voodoo silly. Voodoo is from Haiti and is more ancestreal type of worship. I practice Santeria which is more nature based and it's from Cuba.

Hi Matthew can you do a love spell for me with Santeria? Sure I can Michelle, bring me some honey, cinnamon, and perfume, we will take it to the river and make an offering to Oshun.
by Matthew Oshun October 20, 2007
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santeria

i don't practice santeria i aint got no crystal ball...
by julie June 25, 2003
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Santeria

An African-based religion similar to voodoo, originating in Cuba and Brazil, which combines the worship of traditional Yoruban deities with the worship of Roman Catholic saints.
I dont practice santeria, I aint got no crystal ball
by Bam August 26, 2003
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Satriarch

An older sister who takes responsibility for mentoring her siblings. A sister who listens without being hypercritical or judgmental. One who loves her siblings so as to care for them as a parent would, without parenting.
My oldest sister was quite the amorous Satriarch. The family's satriarch loved guiding and supporting her siblings.
by cansmt March 29, 2013
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Saveria

Saveria is a singer-songwriter known for her American Idol Audition and Mini Pop Kids and CTV's The Launch.
She is an inspiring, talented iconic woman who inspires others to know that "Change, starts with you!"
Go Stream Saveria's Song 'Down To The Roots'
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Santeria Effect

The practice by TV/Radio media of censoring materials that are not obscene or vulgar, but failing to censor the obscene/vulgar.
Back in the 90's, when the band "Sublime" was in its prime, I remember watching a music video for "Santeria" on TV. When the song got to the following lyrics:

"Tell sanchito that if he knows what is good for him he best go run and hide. Daddy's got a new 45.
and I won't think twice to stick that barrel straight down sancho's throat.
Believe me when I say that I got somethin for his punk ass. "

The TV station edited out the word "forty-five", but NOT the phrase "punk ass". This is what I call the "Santeria Effect"
by cranioDan November 23, 2010
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satriani

Greatest guitarist of our modern era. Worship him, and play Surfing With The Alien when you have sex.
Idiot: Satriani sucks.
God: you are wrong looks like you're going to hell.
by mike piazza January 23, 2005
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