Saxaphone Player

BTS Namjoon once misheard BTS Taehyung say that he wants to be a saxaphone player if he wasn’t in BTS and heard that he wants to be a sexy porn star

“And I’m sexy like a porn star” “and I’m a saxaphone player”

by Namjoons legs are my kink July 19, 2018

saxaphone

How idiots spell saxophone.

matt: hi my name is matt and i play the saxaphone.
me: hi my name is ******* and you're an idiot. please excuse yourself to the corner of the room where all the other saxOphone rejects congegrate. don't forget to introduce yourself to kenny g.

by krddovs May 30, 2006

brass saxaphone

eating someone's ass while you jerk their cock kind of like blowing their ass and stroking them

I was eating Daves ass and stroking his cock at the same time it was like playing a brass saxaphone

by freaking HUGE dave June 4, 2007

alto saxaphone

One of several instruments in the saxaphone family. The saxaphone is often confused with the saxophone, a wind instrument invented by Adolphe Sax in 1840. Saxaphone is a word used by uneducated simpletons that need to spend more time near a dictionary and less time trying to associate themselves with the many facets of coolness offered by the saxophone and legitimate saxophone players world-wide.

For sale: one used saxaphone. I'm not sure if it's a tenor or alto, I'm not a musician.

by Paulie C May 3, 2005

Susaphone

1. You do not know how to spell sousaphone and ended up here.
2. You are thinking too much about Among Us and mashed sousaphone and sus together.

Guy: Yooo look at that susaphone!
John Philip Sousa: Susaphone? It's sousaphone, you idiot.

by Jacobsf September 12, 2021

Dirty-saxaphone

Dirty saxaphone-...
When a woman has her toung in a males ass and her hand flutters the nut SAX.

He liked the way she played the dirty saxaphone!.(dirty -saxaphone) dirty-saxaphone

by Yrralessof October 28, 2018

saxaphone penis

(n) male sex organ which has become deformed into a shape resembling that of a saxaphone due to habitually jerking off.

The urban dictionary editor developed saxaphone penis from pounding his tool 13 times a day.

by scut monkey August 11, 2009