Claus-strophobia

The feeling of being trapped and encroached on by Christmas; being unable to avoid or escape the commercials, the music, and the rest of the havoc that is wreaked upon all of us regardless of our religious denomination from Thanksgiving to new years'.

It's still a few days from Christmas, but I am dealing with a severe case of Claus-strophobia after going by the mall. Wake me up when it's over.

by Dr. Seth Mathus Ganz December 23, 2010

THERE'SAPHOBIA

The inevitable fear, that there's a hideous spider hiding in the corner of a dark room, waiting to swallow you whole in your sleep, even when it's not.

Theresa: "THERE'S A spider in my room."
Ann: "No, it's not THERE'S too dark to see."
Theresa: "Exactly."
Ann: "Here we go again and THERE'SAPHOBIA."

by Annie13 November 21, 2021

Smartphobia

The extreme fear of being without a smartphone, even if just for a moment.

Jack realized he may suffer from smartphobia when he slipped while tweeting in the shower.
Jack's tweet:
"Organic body butter FTW! Gonna smell so nice today. #whynot #lookatmenow."

by JimmyCreature September 25, 2014

Swephobia

A fear of swedes

"I want to go to Sweden with my grandma but I have a bad case of swephobia"
"Yeah I'm so swephobic its not funny"

by #1swephobic June 22, 2016

sackphobia

Fear of a big ballsack on your face.

Cynthia has seen one too many nuts sacks up close and personal. She now has a fear of sackphobia.

by Sackdrag November 8, 2017

Sagophobia

The fear of saggy ballsacks

Kaydens got sagophobia he ran away from Terry when he was shown his stoinker

by The big bulge king November 28, 2019

Saxaphobia

A fear of saxaphones but also can be used to describe a persons fear of french horns, trumpets, trombones ect. Though because of the name is most likely for a fear of saxophones.

Jordan: oh my good I’m so scared of saxophones

Charles: what saxaphobia
Jordan: yeah...

by WormRat420 December 30, 2020