sarcactus

1. A person who is both prickly and sarcastic.
2. The least trustworthy plant in the desert.

1. Girl 1: "Yeah, you look 'great' in that dress."
Girl 2: "Don't be such a sarcactus"

2. Cactus: "Sure, that's TOTALLY an oasis!"
Person: "I don't trust a sarcactus."

by Gypsie96 November 25, 2013

Sanic

Popular world among people,that defines ”Sonic The Hedgehog”.

Your fast like sanic!

by RazvanYIN February 3, 2023

Sanic

A poorly drawn picture of Sonic the Hedgehog who should be worshiped. His saying is "Gotta go fast"

Sanic eats a chilidog and screams "gotta go fast" as he runs away.

by SpaceWalking April 7, 2015

Sarcapathy

A union of the words apathy and sarcasm. Expressing one's apathy with contempt that is not discernable by others as real or facetious.

Amway Salesman: "If you sell 18 feather dusters to everyone in your downline, you can be a millionaire in three weeks!"

Salesman's Brother-in-law: "You need a breath mint."

by Buttafoooko April 22, 2005

Sarcancer

When someone is sarcastic in such a way that the sarcastic comment actually contributes nothing to the discussion. Also when the sarcastic statement is just retarded.

Person A: Man, I've really been having a lot of issues with gardening recently. It has really been bumming me out how all of my tomato plants die.
Person B: You know, my dad has done well with bell peppers! And tomatoes, so he could probably give you some tips.
Person A: Dang, I could sure use a couple dollars. I'm not a waiter or anything though.
Person B: ...
Person B: You know the world would be just fine without all of your sarcancer.

by Goldjohney June 3, 2016

Sanic

Gotta Go Fast

Gotta go fast like sanic

by Kiritofire77 September 9, 2016

sarc!

sarcasm

Adding the word in brackets so as nobody misunderstands the true meaning of a sarcastic statement: (sarc!)

by Leonidas299 September 17, 2013