sargeism

A really zippy one liner from Sarge - a character from the popular web series Red Vs. Blue.

Here are two examples of a sargeism:

"Hey blue, how do you like them apples? And by apples I mean bullets! In your face! How do you like them pears? Guess what I mean by pears. These nuuuts."

"Doctor Sarge says take two barrels of this shotgun and call me when you're dead. Ring ring, hello? Is it you? Yep! You're dead."

by Sidmow April 1, 2009

sarging

The act of going out for the explicit purpose of either
1) working on skills to attract the opposite sex; or
2) putting those skills to effect.

1) "Dude, my bro and I are going out sarging tonight at Club Xtreme. We need to work on reducing our approach anxiety."

2) "Dude, my bro and I are going sarging tonight at Club Xtreme. Hopefully I can use my acquired skills to pull an SHB11 after negging, out-alpha-ing AMOGs, establishing a jealousy plotline, doing a venue change, setting up a time bridge, bouncing to the seduction location and then overcoming last minute resistance. And maybe her hot roommate will come along for the ride."

by rapmasta November 24, 2006

Sarkis

A Sarkis is often used to conduct hard tasks such as building a house or giving a girl a orgasm. Sarkis is a urban warrior and has a very large understanding of life.

Sarkis fucked me untill i had 3 orgasms

by blitzblitzer January 9, 2011

saraisswaggy

a girl named sara zaimi who thinks she is swaggy
her friends think she isnt
i think shes a swacko

Saraisswaggy: IM SO SWAGGY
me: ur a swacko

by darzan February 23, 2021

sargoshi

whisper or lightly; usually used in 'sher(s)' to bring the connotation for very light

'chhoti hai mujhe sargoshi se' would mean 'touches me like a whisper'

by Vikas Saurabh November 16, 2006

Sarris Little

Noun. Sarris Little is the term for when someone describes something as little when it is in fact not Little at all. It is commonly used when Builders describe their builds as Little meanwhile they are extremely impressive builds awed by everyone.

Builder: I made a Little build.
Viewer: That's a Sarris Little, that build is extremely impressive!

by NaturalCauzes July 18, 2021

Sarissa (with butt-spike)

A "sarissa" was an 18-ft. long spear used by the Macedonian main infantry unit the "pezhetairoi." It was an advantageous weapon because most other armies at the time utilized a spear half as long as the sarissa. It was this weapon that made it possible to end the era of the Greek "hoplite" warfare. The sarissa had a single iron tip and an iron "butt-spike." The butt-spike would be jammed into the ground at an angle when defending to keep attackers at bay and to provide extra stopping power. The butt-spike also had a practical offensive purpose as well: if the sarissa broke on the battlefield, it did not just become a stick but, rather, two spears. Also, when marching, the butt-spike came in handy to finish-off downed enemies without having to turn the sarissa completely around.

"Boy I'm glad that my sarissa (with butt-spike) is longer than their hoplite spear! Otherwise I'd have had to work to keep those Greek bastards at bay!"
-Macedonian pezhetairoi quoted at the battle of Chaeronea (338 B.C.)

by Historius Maximus October 31, 2007