sarcastic sounds

a childless dilf who also makes songs or something

p1: “hey man, do you know sarcastic sounds?”
p2: “is he that bitch that won’t get off of my tiktok fyp?”
p1: yup. gotta love him.

by ratturtleneck July 4, 2021

sarcastrophe

1. (noun) A punctuation mark denoting sarcastic intent or meaning.
(sarcasm + apostrophe)

2. (noun) An event which turns out to be awkward, disastrous, or embarrassing as a result of a failed attempt to be amusingly sarcastic.
(sarcasm + catastrophe)

When Tom forgot to use a sarcastrophe {symbol not available} in his email, everyone thought he meant what he said.

by Bryan Adams June 29, 2007

sarcastabitch

A person, usually female, who is both sarcastic and extremely bitchy.

Dude, losing her was a blessing in disguise. She was a major sarcastabitch.

by Jebblebbles January 28, 2008

Half Sarcastic

When one makes a sarcastic statement, but really is partially truthful as well. The amounts of sarcasm and truthfulness may vary upon the situation.

Caleb tells Ashley he won't creep on her twitter, but in actuality he is being half sarcastic and will.

by C_Reed May 26, 2014

SARCASTOR

When someone's sarcasm is so thick that they are the king of sarcasm. Save this for only the most sarcastic.

Chads sarcasm was so thick tonight that we nicknamed him SARCASTOR because he would dominate every conversation.

by kurticus May 12, 2007

High pitched sarcastic insult

Native to North London, it usually shows how someone lacks the ability to do something. It can also be used to purposely indicate that you are stronger than someone.

Matt: "Hey John I'm sick at football."
John: ( High pitched sarcastic insult ) "You're sick at football."

Tom: "I can quickscope better than you."
Joe: ( High pitched sarcastic insult ) "You're better than me."

by guileM16A4 March 1, 2014

Sarcastibitch

A woman who is simultainiously being sarcastic and a bitch.

Shut up sarcastibitch!

by gnicklaser March 10, 2003