Zoot Sandwiched 

When your so blonkered off the weed that you think your a sandwich. Zoot sandwiched is the ultimate version of high that can only be accomplished through 7 blunts.

“Bro! Last night Steve was so croinked off the dabs, he thought he was a sandwich!” “Yeah bro, man was zoot sandwiched”

Zoot Sandwiched by Charles McNeal June 8, 2021

porkchop sandwiches

sandwiches whose meat is porkchops. being that whenever i have porkchops they are rather dry and tough, porkchop sandwiches sound none too appetizing.

but its one funny ass quote :D

*stove turns on*
kid 1: (munching on apple) "you not cookin!!"
kid 2: (puts pan on burner) "bl-yea-i du!"
*curtain catches fire*
kid 2: "ba bababaa baa baa, bua bah ba ba ba!!!"
fireman: (running) "porkchop sandwiches!"
*fireman runs into burning room*
fireman: "OH SHIT! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE JA---WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, YOU STUPID IDIOT! FUCK, WE'RE ALL DEAD! GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!"
*fire truck comes to house*
fireman: "my god, did that smell good!"
kid 2: "detected and the no going you tell me do things, i no runnin!"

GI-JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

porkchop sandwiches by unusu-al June 2, 2004

makin' sandwiches 

Verb. Orgin, Brooklyn, New York (USA); To package small amounts of a controlled substance (generally cocaine) for sale on the street.

"I'm makin' sandwiches for my sons cuz dey stay hungry."
Translation: I am packaging cocaine for my dealers on the street, who are diligent at selling the cocaine.

makin' sandwiches by MakeBankAllDay January 18, 2011

finishing my sandwiches 

(Generally: to finish someone's sandwiches). To interrupt a person, assuming incorrectly that you know what he or she is going to say. Inspired by an exchange from Arrested Development:

Michael: It's like we finish each other's...
Lindsay: Sandwiches?
Michael: Sentences. Why would I say...
Lindsay: Sandwiches?

Person A: "I think I'd like..."
Person B: "Ice cream?"
Person A: "To go home. Stop finishing my sandwiches."

finishing my sandwiches by yawnoc September 7, 2013

See you later sandwiches 

The cheap and dirty snacks flogged onto the bereaved for lunch on the day of a layoff round at a company. These sandwiches are usually dry, save for the tears shed by dismissed employees, and flavourless dreck one chokes down between sobs while thinking of supporting 3 kids and a wife who needs another $500 purse.

They are typically passed out by a smug and rotund PA who thinks that since the executive she cowtows before still needs his shoes shined, that he/she will remain employed.

Fillings include cheese, dry turkey, thinly sliced and mealy tomatoes, and roast beef with crusty edges, limp lettuce, and bitterness.

"After you've collected your things you can head upstairs for some See you later sandwiches"

See you later sandwiches by InterWestRainCallDance April 24, 2006

Shit breath sandwiched 

Having to sit between two people who's breath smells like they've eaten a dead festering skunk that's been deep fried in camel shit.

I arrived late at training today. The only seat available was between Houghton and Coughlan. I was truly shit breath sandwiched. They nearly melted my face off when they started talking to each other.

Shit breath sandwiched by Shittydick March 3, 2015

Sandwiches 

It's a codeword for weed,

used when talking in public, so as not to arouse suspicion.

1.
David: "You wanna buy a sandwich? ;) "
Andrew: "I say nope to dope"

2.
Steven: "I was sitting in my room, eating sandwiches, when my mum walked in..."
Mark: "shit that's rough"
Steven: "True"

Sandwiches by Michael Phelps (lol) July 27, 2009