I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester

"I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester," is the definitive, empirically tested retort which wins an argument forever, and for which no come back is possible.

Edbogard: .. and so I think that Sartre was essentially in error when he mistook the homology between ontogeny and...

Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!

Edbogard: I...

*thud*

by scodder November 15, 2012

Gucci Sandwhich

A sandwhich that is awfully gucci.

“Damn this sandwhich expensive! What is it a Gucci Sandwhich???

by guccitomato February 7, 2023

Madagascar Slobber Sandwhich

To get deeped throated by a weasel on a Jewish Holiday

Man 1: Did you hear about Durnya

Man 2: Yea he got Madagascar Slobber Sandwhich that was probably amazing.

Man 3: Isn't that Illegal

Man 4: Lets go find out

by Narwahlking39 January 21, 2011

Sandwiched

An act involving 3 things, or 3 persons, in which the first 2 on each end "crush" the one in the center.

Don't go to that lane, you might end up getting sandwiched.

by Slideback March 6, 2015

Ass Sandwhich

Another name for a shit sandwhich

Man 1: Did you smell that dudes breath?

Man 2: Smells like he ate an Ass Sanwhich

Man 1: You mean a Shit Sandwhich

Man 2: No, I mean an Ass Sandwhich, get with the times ass hole

by I got you back July 12, 2009

pork chop sandwiches

An incredibly funny exclamation in an internet spoof of an old GI Joe cartoon.

pork chop sandwiches!!!

by Joe Dirrrrrrrrt June 22, 2005

Porkchop Sandwiches

To leave an area expediently and with considerable haste.

Man, as soon as this meeting is through, its porkchop sandwiches for me.

by Michael Oakes September 4, 2005