samsklar

a rare kind of sandstone found only in grimy florentine streets if that is even possible. If you ever find a samsklar beware for you have encountered the most volatile mercurial kind of stone and youll never know what it shall do next.
you can recognize samsklarr if :
1.it waves and says ciao
2. it picketpockets you
3. or if it has and arm brace

not to be confused with Sam Sklar.
if you find samsklar you should:
1. Practice your english
2. Check twice for your phone, cameras,wallets
3.brace yourself

-"my name is michelangelo and I will use this Samsklar to carve a new statue"

-"Fuck i think i just found a samsklarim soo scared"

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by Puerto Rican Barbie August 1, 2011

Saskia

To be a Super Special Muffin.

She's a saskia(super special muffin)

by Randy from Denva March 29, 2008

sasskitch

An overly large person who in the pressence of friends is not deemed to be called sasquatch because he is too good of a goalie at indoor soccer

That damn sasskitch blocked another shot!!

by JimBoK March 9, 2007

sarskia

sarskia is a crazy but fun to be around. She is bright and creative. Cooks non stop and has an oreo fetish but its funny. She may have split personality disorder but thats ok because you love her personality. They hate it when you pronounce their name seskia and will kill you if they find out you've pronounced their name like that! She may not be that pretty but they sure know how to run things!

ooh these cookies are good! a Sarskia must have these!

by I aM sArSkIa lOl June 20, 2019

Saskia

attractive when thoughts are positive and when she least wants to be. like when she is angry or talking about serious things.
cares about everybody but has learned the painful way that there is a limit.
loves to sing, act crazy, dance but only for a chosen few.
very old-fashioned, not into online chats and online dating.
likes attention and returns it effortlessly.
loves being in relationships even though they're rare.

Hi, I am Saskia. I really enjoyed your latest work.
or
(on the phone) "Saskia, she dumped me. I feel like shit."
"where are you? will be there in 20 minutes"

by Krkič January 27, 2020

samsip

Smiling at my screen in public, alternate to lol when you're not actually laughing out loud

thats funny haha samsip

by Gotham Birch January 6, 2021

Saskia

Saskia is an innocent looking woman from far far away,

but with her crazy, tough and fearless personality you never know how things end up.

Never gets boring.

Don't get me wrong, she also is very romantic, relaxed and caring.
But you are only able to discover it, if you get really close with her.

But be aware of the finger nails! Damask steel feels like a joke against these!

if you ever happen to meet one of these, marry her.

Buddy: Your back looks like as if you would have had a fight with a tiger. What happened ?

Me: It wasn't a tiger, but i still had a wild night.

Buddy: Igor told me, that you were in siberia last winter
with some crazy woman, where you both tried to play "golf" with semi trucks and water melons on the frozen baikal lake.

Why would someone do that ?

Me: Why ? Saskia had this idea, it was great!

Saskia: We have to do this again, next time we will play basketball with excavators and bowling balls

by Ekonir-7K April 22, 2021