A large, long-haired, unassuming critter who haunts areas along the Brazos river. Carrys musical instruments and smells like body odor.
"Did you see the samsquanch on the Brazos river?"
"Yeah. He stinks. And his guitar is old and smelly."
"Yeah. He stinks. And his guitar is old and smelly."
by Hairy Canuckles August 10, 2019
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A creature lurking in the wood of argyle state park with a mile long cock that has teeth known to prey on young boys at their first trout camp.
That samsquantch destroyed that little boy
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