baylee samp

a penis that cannot cum.

my penis is baylee samp tonight i geuss i cant get u pregnant

by olive12345678900987654321 January 24, 2010

Samp-adder

A huge big poo . Usually has a bigger than normal girth and is more prevalent after eating a large amour of white bread or rice.

Im sure she just laid a huge samp-adder

by Kevineatseggs September 7, 2017

ian samp

A gay faggot no one likes

“hey look it’s that faggot, Ian Samp!@“

by Rawernriebef February 18, 2018

samp

someone who not only is named sam, but is also a simp

did you see how sam looked at swiper the fox? he is a total samp

by anonymous_theif February 23, 2021

Sampe

A Sampe is shreks man cave

What are you doin in my sampe

by Gibbler Gallop September 8, 2021

Samp

To speedily walk, but not run, usually at abnormally high speeds, as if one is on a mission.
Defined after a certain pilot who walks too fast.

Jim: "Hurry we gotta samp over to the food hall before it closes."
Markiplier: "Was that the bite of '87!!??"

by definetlyhuman April 23, 2025

samp

samp is samptheman.

mfs: omg it's samptheman
society: okay
samp: what

by ssssssamp December 30, 2024