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shitfucker

A person or company or anyone that pisses you off. Someone who thinks their smart; but their really SHIFUCKERS.
Who ever thought of this idea is a shitfucker.
When you are mad at anything just say SHITFUCKER.
by Fast Eddie RCL4 June 19, 2004
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slutfucker

That guy screwing my sister is quite the slutfucker!
by Bart_vu May 14, 2003
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saltfuck

verb; usually used in past tense; To completely ruin or mess up; adj.; Used to describe an action with disasterous effects, such as rubbing a wound with salt.
That calc test saltfucked me.

Dude, I didn't study for my english final!
>>Chill out, nothing will get saltfucked.
by Anthony Maloche April 26, 2006
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saltlicker

a masochistic person who actually likes being tormented by telling everyone their troubles and pain, then when someone comes along and rubs "salt in a wound", the person responds by saying "thanks that felt great" and proceeds to have a pity party for himself/herself for months on end, continuously licking the salt and referencing the comment whenever they can, for attention.
Suzie has an alcohol problem and frequents bars to pick up men... I gave her lots of attention and tried to get her to quit..Finally gave up and called her a skank. Now she tells people she must be a skanky alcoholic, because I said so. I actually think she likes it, because she giggles every time she says it. It's her new tagline. She is such a saltlicker.
by wordsmith78 March 27, 2010
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Shitfuckery

The process by which your brain is fucked and you are not worth shit.
This fucktard has a bad case of shitfuckery!
by naimon April 27, 2009
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shitfucker

"I like to fuck shits"

"Then you're a shitfucker"
by wtf is this shit February 6, 2012
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SWATFuckery

SWATfuckery

:foolish or playful behavior, or banter conducted on training days, or anytime 3 or more SWAT Operators come together at one location.

:training that is viewed by others as absurd in nature, having little real world applications, typically always has a high C.D. Factor (chicks dig it).

:usually involves a combination of two or more of the following; 1.Pistols 2. Rifles 3.repelling 4. Flashbangs 5.CS Gas 6. Long runs 7.PT Equipment 8. Less Lethal weapons

:Conduct that would normally be viewed as bufoonery, mean, horseplaying or simply inappropriate in normal society amongst civilized humans.

:things that occur on missions in the heat of battle but afterwards in debrief start with “Mike, what the fuck……”
1. “What kind of SWATfuckery do you have planned for training day Thursday?”
2. One of the operators had the idea he wanted to shoot his rifle while repelling Aussie. The Commander said, “We’re not doing any of that SWATFuckery.”
3. As soon as choir practice started the SWATfuckery commenced.

4. “Mike what the fuck was that running over the mailbox with the armor SWATfuckery?”
by Bearded LawDawg September 21, 2023
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