Salt Lake Shitty

When you cum inside someones poop

Oprah only has an orgasm when you give her a Salt Lake Shitty

by Shitlord August 1, 2009

Salt Lake Shitty

a.k.a Salt Lake City.
Mormon Central. Not a big hanukkah town.
Conservitive, hard to find good coffee or beer.
Not welcoming to comunists, punks, or Californians.

Why do you think I'm here? 'Cause I love this place? Salt Lake Shitty?

by graphic freedom June 21, 2006

salt lake stacker

When a mormon man stacks his wives on top of each other and has sex with them at the same time. Exiting and entering them in sequential order.

John: Dude, did you hear about Marvin?
Jim: No way, what's up with Marvin?
John: He totally rocked the salt lake stacker with like 12 chicks. It was crazy.
Jim: Nice!!!

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Marvin: I AM ROCKING THE SALT LAKE STACKER WITH LIKE 12 CHICKS!!!! NICE!!!!

by Alex_2022 December 14, 2008

Salt Lake City Smile

To rip ones vagina all the way back to the asshole. Usually happens during birth. Looks REALLY good when it happens.

She was asking for it all night so I gave her the Salt Lake City Smile.

by Dr. Dongle May 22, 2010

Salt Lake Cities

Rhyming slang for titties!

Have a look at those salt lake Cities!

Geez those salt lakes are huge!

by B-Rod Jones December 17, 2008

salt lake slash

When someone is at a Salt Lake City hardcore show and a straight edge kid with a razor blade slashes a X on their back. This is to signify that this is a Straight Edge show you you should not be there.

The Hippie stoner got what was coming to him when he went to an Earth Crisis show and got a "salt lake slash."

by ALcore September 25, 2006

Salt Lake City, UT

Greatest fuckin city in the USA. Too many god damn mormans. There is nothing to do, gets too cold then too hot in about one week. Yuppies are everywhere. Good hot rod scence. Punk scence rules the west. When bands from out of state come here they usually get beat up. I.E. Dropkick Murphys a few years ago and Casualities a few weeks ago.

Fuck LA, Boston, and New York; This is salt Lake.
There are a lot of losers in salt lake city, ut

by ALcore September 27, 2006