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Salmo Dinner Jacket

The regionally-famous SDJ is a plaid lumberjack shirt/jacket, named after the town of Salmo in the Kootenay region of British Columbia. While the SDJ is an archetypal 'Real Man's Jacket' and a classic piece of working man's attire (hence the Poor Man's Tuxedo theme), the term is intended to be an ironic mockumentary of the town of Salmo, (and indeed any equivalent 'no frills' town in North America) which is basic in the extreme. Salmo has also been referred to as an 'X-Files Town'...
He's so sophisticated, he wears a Salmo Dinner Jacket to formal occasions.
by TerminatorTim November 1, 2010
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Saltmomba

Evil red haired monster that claims niggers are humans that hates anything good and claims she acts like summer and walks like rain, also commonly called the anti-bush.
Did you hear about saltmomba and the ice cream trucks teamed up to take down the bush?
by Captain Dr. dirtymike esquire January 31, 2019
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Salmon Bowl Eve

A comment written on videos where tik tok user Emily Mariko is preparing a dish using salmon and rice, denoting that she will be making her signature salmon bowl the next day.
Omg you know what that means, it's Salmon Bowl Eve 🧊 🍣🍚
by Somatic Love June 2, 2022
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sadomoralist

An official with power who derives pleasure from inflicting personal moral judgments on others. A sadomoralist obsessively promotes punishment, often through the criminalization of personal behavior, and will not even consider alternative approaches, or evidence of the ineffectiveness or harm of punishment.
The Congressman is a sadomoralist who is convinced that marijuana is immoral, and is thrilled by the arrests of medical marijuana patients.
by Pete Guither October 23, 2007
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Sloppy Salmon

An upward motion of the hand in between the legs of an unsuspecting party. The motion begins at the knees and moves upward 3-6 inches, as to not touch the party's genitalia - but so as to solicit a shock or surprise. The upward hand motion also includes, a side to side flapping as to emulate the motion of a salmon's tail in the water.
Brenda sloppy salmoned Mike to humiliate him and emasculate him at the party.
by El ChaCha January 17, 2012
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Solomon

A Solomon is a complicated person with a hard upbringing, and yet are one of the most amazing humans to rome the earth. They’re witty, funny, straight up honest, stupid crazy, and are genuinely a good soul. If you ever get to meet a Solomon be very greatful, in some way or another they always seem to impact your life once they are in it. They’re just beautiful like that.
I thought I was complete until I met Solomon.
by Hennessy Ortiz June 2, 2020
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Smoked Salmon

While a woman is receiving cunnilingus she flatulates and simultaneously either pulls the bed sheets over his head (a dutch oven) or holds his head in place between her legs.
He was going down on her when in horror he realized what he had just heard was not a queef and that she was holding his head down so he could not escape the fumes traveling past her taint into his open mouth. He had tasted smoked salmon.
by Indoor Creature May 11, 2013
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