Salmonella

Salmonella : where you eat raw chicken your aunt Margret cooked.

Salmonella: your aunt Margaret cooked it.

“ Dinneres ready “

‘Coming aunt Margret’

‘ ew ! This chicken looks raw.. are you sure you cooked this correctly?’

“ Yes Kate, eat up”

Day later

✨ vomit everywhere ✨

‘Aha ! I knew this wasn’t cooked. I’ll be telling Margret about this. ‘

by YourAuntMargret September 27, 2020

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Salmonilla

A vanilla flavored salmon.

Chef Ramsay: This salmon tastes like f***ing vanilla! Do you have salmonilla?

by Killercoke2 August 8, 2019

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madonna salamella

A creative insult to Jesus' mother in italian.

"Ma Madonna salamella, mi vuoi prestare 'sta cazzo di penna o no?"
"Madonna salamella, are you giving me this fucking pen or not?"

by ErMejo0000 November 6, 2018

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Sumanella

a dangerous disease that originates from a small town in Indiana. It is scary because you don't know you have obtained it until it is at it's most lethal stage.

It can be caught in the most safe and friendly places like the living room or the library. They call it the "social" disease because it is spread through people talking and laughing. So far no antibiotics have worked for this. It feeds off of Sriracha and facebook. Early warning signs are delirium that hits as soon as you enter a studying area or past midnight. You may also find yourself getting rammed into walls randomly if you have this microbe.

"oh man, I really hope you don't have Sumanella...please don't talk or laugh with me!"

by bahhhhh5678 February 4, 2010

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soymanella

Food poisoning acquired from eating contaminated fake meat.

I was puking all night. I bet it was that nasty-ass six-month-old soymanella-infested tofurkey.

by Ian October 6, 2004

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salmonella brownies

A term applied to gooey, underbaked goods (brownies, cookies and the like) suggesting the possibility of contracting salmonella poisoning due to the raw/uncooked eggs in the dough.

Take those out of the oven, I don't want them overbaked, I prefer salmonella brownies.

by waterspout July 7, 2011

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