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midget sailing

The sexual act that involves a small person.

If a man inserts his fully-stiffed penis into small person's anus/vagina, he can start to rotate the small person around his penis, thus imitating the act of turning the sailboard wheel - giving him an unique grinding sensual pleasure.

Rotation can be also invoked by slapping the small person really really hard.
Man and his wife fighting: "You bitch, if you were a midget, I'd slap your ugly face so hard, I would be midget sailing till next Tuesday!"
by doublerainbowomg September 7, 2010
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Sailing

The fine art of getting really wet, really cold, going nowhere really fast, while spending large amounts of money
Sailing owns, though
by jackts9999 May 4, 2009
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Pussy Sailing

a term that means looking for girls/pussies.
looking for wiling girls to have sex.
"Man, It's been a rough week."
"Yes, we should go pussy sailing."
"Indeed"
by De Jay Hemmingston January 18, 2010
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Sailing on the Pumpkin Tide

Refers to becoming drunk while alone in order to enhance one's creative process. Probably originated in the webcomic Problem Slueth.
Person 1: Can you come over tonight?
Person 2: No, I've had some ideas rolling around so tonight is going to be for sailing on the pumpkin tide.
by Analog_man June 18, 2011
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sailing

A sport that includes leaping over centerboard housing every time you tack causing lots of bruises and cuts on your legs; especially in a 420 (by the way - it's a type of boat - nothing to do with pot dumbasses) and if you are lucky enough not to be cut or bruised on your legs you probably have a concussion from being too slow to duck during a tack or gybe.
Sailing is the best sport EVERRR
by Sailor_Savvy September 3, 2007
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Sailing mishap

Accident involving a sailing yacht.
"You look the same age to me."
"I'M FIVE YEARS OLDER AND IN COLLEGE!!!"
SAILING MISHAP!!!!
by Snake January 16, 2005
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Sailing the Red Sea

Shagging a girl that has her period.
" If that means I have to sail the Red Sea that so be it but I need a shag now !
by Dutchgit December 16, 2003
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