The art of giving someone the surprise feeling of a salmon swimming upstream rapidly between your legs.
Sneak up behind a person while they are standing up directly facing away from you and make sure they don;t know you are there. Take one hand, make it flat like a karate chop, and rapidly move your hand back and forth between the person's legs just above their knees. This provides a surprising sensation of what it would feel like to have a salmon trying to swim upstream between your legs. When the victim turns around surprised and doesn't know how to respond to such an odd thing; you say "You got salmoned!"
by Jason Tiemeier February 22, 2008
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It's similar to a three way call using AIM. Imagine someone mutes his own phone and then calls you. Then he calls someone else. Now you're talking to a stranger. Your phone rang and so did theirs. You think he called you and vice versa. Neither of you realize there's a third person instigating all this. This is basically the same thing, but with AIM.
It's similar to a three way call using AIM. Imagine someone mutes his own phone and then calls you. Then he calls someone else. Now you're talking to a stranger. Your phone rang and so did theirs. You think he called you and vice versa. Neither of you realize there's a third person instigating all this. This is basically the same thing, but with AIM.
AllSeeingSalmon: who are you?
Me: So you realize we're being salmoned right. And your s/n is showing up as AllSeeingSalmon.
AllSeeingSalmon: no??
AllSeeingSalmon: wtf are you talking about?!
AllSeeingSalmon: no this is Jim
AllSeeingSalmon: I already told you that!
Me: So you realize we're being salmoned right. And your s/n is showing up as AllSeeingSalmon.
AllSeeingSalmon: no??
AllSeeingSalmon: wtf are you talking about?!
AllSeeingSalmon: no this is Jim
AllSeeingSalmon: I already told you that!
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Dude 1: Hey Dude, how was your weekend?
Dude 2: Dude! I got my wife a nice pork tenderloin and she gave me a Salmonella Chinstrap.
Dude 2: Dude! I got my wife a nice pork tenderloin and she gave me a Salmonella Chinstrap.
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“ Dinneres ready “
‘Coming aunt Margret’
‘ ew ! This chicken looks raw.. are you sure you cooked this correctly?’
“ Yes Kate, eat up”
Day later
✨ vomit everywhere ✨
‘Aha ! I knew this wasn’t cooked. I’ll be telling Margret about this. ‘
“ Dinneres ready “
‘Coming aunt Margret’
‘ ew ! This chicken looks raw.. are you sure you cooked this correctly?’
“ Yes Kate, eat up”
Day later
✨ vomit everywhere ✨
‘Aha ! I knew this wasn’t cooked. I’ll be telling Margret about this. ‘
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Get the saldon mug.She is quite the oie, she enjoys making people laugh, when put with another Oie, they aren't good at conference calling. Very random and awesome person :)
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