Sal

A legend or absolute God and he saves kids from footballs

Omg sal is so hot

by Crazy Keeper October 19, 2018

Sal

Sal (Verb) is to act in an underhand manner to achieve your own goal. To cheat in a competition in order to win.

"Geoff lost that bet to Steve"

"Yeah, but didn't Geoff Sal him?"

by SG1987 October 7, 2020

SAL

noun. a person who "Sucks At Life." pronounced Sal, not S-A-L.

WTF, what a SAL. She ruined our plans once again.

You're such a SAL! Stop being a little bitch.

by theJB April 1, 2009

SAL

"Smiling or Smirking A Little"

Use SAL...instead of LOL when you're really not laughing, and definitely not doing it out loud. Using SAL allows you to stop lying by typing LOL when you're really just barely pleased or amused.

*Someone says "You're so beautiful"...
Response: SAL😊

*Hears a joke that is slightly funny *
Response: SAL

by Dee.Hudz February 28, 2018

SAL

Greatest audio logging bot in history

Hey i got logged by SAL (Suspicious Audio Log) and they all comment it lol

by coolestboobsintown June 10, 2020

Sal

(v) when a guy claims to be unready for a relationship or lacks romantic emotion for a girl, yet acts as if he is romantically involved.

“Guys, I can’t believe him. He kissed me and cuddled with me and still says that he doesn’t like me romantically. He is saling me!”

by cabin 8 July 27, 2021

Sal

Has big boobies, big brain and even bigger heart

Hi my name's Sal, please don't be intimidated by my supreme intelligence

See that voluptuous woman right there... she's definitely called Sal buddy

Wow! Is your name Sal... because you have actually might have a heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by kombucha-iz-ass November 30, 2021