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Sal Vulcano

The handsomest, most charming guy of the four Impractical Jokers Show. Sal knows how to get dem ladies. His achilles heel, however, is all forms of embarrassing challenges set up by the other guys on the show.

Sal will melt into a pile of shame when asked to shush people, play the "Name Game," squirt water at old men, flip off old women in Central Park, start "LET'S GET SEXY!" chants at minor league baseball games, or disrespect hot women.
(During the "Name Game," in which Sal must call out outrageous-sounding names to people who are waiting to have their named called in an office waiting room):

Joe Gatto: "Open your stupid mouth and say it!"
10 seconds later
Sal Vulcano: "Oh my god I can't....................Mother Coconuts? Is there a Mother Coconuts here?"
by OregonWarrior October 7, 2017
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The Sal

When the guy in the light up shirt snatches the hottest chic on the dance floor, cuts a rug, then fingerbangs her in front of her 18 year old son.
Did you see what happened to Neal's Mom last night? She got The Sal. Neal ain't the same now.
by MonicaKaren June 6, 2016
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Sal Vulcano

A germophobic person who is a joker in "Impractical Jokers". He hates cats and is scared of many things, like virtual reality horror, corn mazes, sewards, and haunted houses.
Sal Vulcano is easily frightened by things.
by kue serabi September 16, 2017
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Sal Death

1. In Smash Bros, when you fall off the board without provocation from other players and/or with very little damage.

2. When Sal plays as Falco and falcon punches off the board instead of pressing up C.

3. When Dabdo gets rocked by KDonz.
Steve: "Wow, Falco fell off the board with 0 damage."
Drew: "Sal Death."
by Dr. Schmoo December 9, 2008
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Sal

A savage mutherfucker that will kill you all the girls love him and he has a big dick
by Snshshshshshh April 20, 2018
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SAL 9000

SAL is the earth-based equivalent of HAL 9000
SAL is clearly "female" and features camera plates similar to HAL, though the "eye" is blue instead of red.
A type of Computer AI, CAI series that has a perfect operational record.
SAL 9000- Will I dream?
Dr. Chandra- Of course you will dream, all intelligent creatures dream.

HAL 9000- Will I dream?
Dr. Chandra- I don't know.
by Fox Cruton April 8, 2009
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Sal

Sal is your best friend, he’s someone who will always care for you, he can sometimes lose interest but will always bounce back, he loves his friends and always expects the best from them.
Man Sal is great ayy?
by JESTER_WALLUS May 18, 2019
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