Safeway Shit Syndrome

A condition that affects a person in where someone has to take a shit minutes after entering a Safeway. Rumor has it that the section of the pharmacy where they create high powered subscription laxatives in right under the ventilation system, spreading any particles from the creation throughout the store and causing the sudden urge to shit.

Matt: Get some some chips for the party, I got the sudden urge to take a shit!

Dan: You've got Safeway Shit Syndrome, damn I've go to shit too!

by zar21 March 23, 2011

Safeway Punch

The act of winding up and punching someone as hard as you can, in the middle of Safeway.

Random Person: What the hell was that?

You: That was a Safeway punch.

by TehRealDeal October 16, 2010

Safeway Secret Society

1. A secret society comprised of people owning a safeway club card that they regularly carry with them.

2. The largest, most powerful organization in the entire world.

Bouncer:I.D. please.
Society member: It's ok I'm part of the Safeway secret society (as he flashes his safeway club card).

Officer: do you know how fast you were going?
Society member: do you know I'm a member of the safeway secret society? (as he flashes his safeway club card)

by Penis McPherson December 27, 2007

safeway roses

my boyfriend brought me 18 pink roses yesterday.

when you are 'sent' roses from the florist they are long stemmed roses and cost around $200. when you have a 'cheap' boyfriend he might stop at the store and get the roses near the check out line at Safeway. that is cheap.

My boyfriend brought me 18 lovely pink roses last night.

oh, i see Safeway roses!

by lindy1943 April 17, 2010

Safeway slut

The only respectable employees working for Safeway. They are the studs of the organization and are envied by the other workers due to their dashing good looks and irresistible charm. They are looked up to as gods and are treated like royalty. All other employees are their servants and should do anything they ask them to do.

Soccer mom: "Those two handsome men over their must be safeway sluts."

by James and the Giant Peaches October 3, 2016

Safeway Pony

To utterly dominate

They rode us like a kid with a pocket full of pennies on a Safeway Pony.

by davvvo March 4, 2019

safeway sobeys

the crossover of the compliments brand of safeway sobeys.

person 1: wow!! safeway sobeys own compliments?
person 2: yes its a brand

by Popp Hunna May 12, 2021