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Safety

Not guaranteed.
If safetys not guaranteed push it to the limit and remember to bring your own weapon.
by Zalb April 9, 2006
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safetied

The act of subtly securing one's seatbelt while the person is passed out. Can be done in a car, bus, or airplane.
Allan safetied Eugene on the way back to the hotel
by getshot007 December 30, 2012
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Safetiness

A level or degree of safety applied to a given situation or object. Safetiness is next to happiness.
Person A: I've just banged my head on that bloody light
Person B: Moving it will really improve its safetiness
by Squirlycircle November 25, 2017
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Safety

A switch on a firearm preventing accidental discharage and allowing safer handling.
Safety that shit before you blow somebody's brains out, dumbfuck!
by J. B. Polpolvik December 28, 2005
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A Safety

The condom stored in a wallet in case, there is an unexpected chance of getting laid
Hey you gonna nail her tonight?
IDK, i have a safety though so we'll see
Good luck man
I used my safety last night
Can i get a condom out of your pack?
Yea dude, you always gotta have a safety
by Matt January 11, 2008
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Safety

1. A friend who goes on a first date with you, in case it goes bad.

2. Can be known as the 'safety' phone call when u get an 'unexpected phone call' on a bad date.

3. Also, someone used to cover up where they've been or where they are going.
1. "Hey, i'm going on this date wit guy I met the other day. Will you go with me to be my safety?"
"Again?"
"Please? What if the guy is a weirdo!!"
"Ok, fine."

2."Hey, I'm going on a date with Tom from next door. Give me s safety call around, 8:30"

3. "So what did you tell Andrew you were doing tonight?"
"Oh, I told him I was hanging out with you tonight, going shopping or whatever"
"Why do you always gotta use me for shit like that? You know, you're gonna get caught one day!!!"
"Nah, it's ok- you're my safety. He won't think a thing!"
by Korraahhh December 6, 2006
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Safety

Safety last!
by The bunny February 7, 2014
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