Shit Happens 

Shit Happens when Life doesn't go your way, or you pooped yourself. Like they say: Shit Happens!

Guy 1: Yo bro, Shit Happend with her and I.

Guy 2: I know right, Shit does happen!

Random Guy 1: Oh gawd, I shitted on the floor!

Random Guy 2: It Happens, Shit Happens

Shit Happens by Officer Oggi April 27, 2020

shit happens when you party naked 

Anything can happen when you are partying and clothes are removed.

Todd: Whoa, that party was wild, man. I got my girlfriend pregnant and got the clap from some chick whose name I don't even remember.
Me: Shit happens when you party naked!

shit happens when you party naked by DaunteCulpepper October 11, 2008

Shit happens to the best of us. 

Saying used by people (usually teens) who get caught smoking pot or vaping

“Yo you seem down today bro what’s up”
“Shit happens to the best of us.”
“Damn…”

Shit happens to the best of us. by shardchannel December 12, 2023

This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more. 

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This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.

This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more. by diggorypip586 May 13, 2022

shit happenz 

when something happens when you least expect it and you don't want it to happen that way but you can't change it.

"Shit happenz in relationships."

shit happenz by pdolfo May 12, 2010

Mothman shit happening 

strange occurances on road trips, particularly near Kinston, NC

"Holy shit, Mason, we're lost....this is some Mothman shit happening"

Mothman shit happening by Heather June 10, 2003

Make shit happen 

- Something you can say you're going to do as an excuse to get drunk with a "purpose" which is to "make shit happen".

The idea is that planning out an evening is stupid. The key is to start drinking and let the booze take you on a journey.

"Making shit happen" is purposely vague as to allow your imagination to conjur up images of whatever drunken revelry it can.

- An excuse to attempt an awesome but usually ineffective play in a game or sport

- Change the game

- Create a ridiculous situation one way or another, usually involving alochol and/or bad judgement.

People sitting at home:

P1: "What are doing tonight?

P2: "Nothin much, why?"
P1: "Figured we could get drunk and make shit happen"
P2: "I'm there."

People playing beer pong:

P1: "What the hell dude that was a stupid-ass off-the-wall bounce"

P2: "I don't know about you but I'm tryin to make shit happen here, we're down 8 cups! If I make that shot that's a moral victory right there, not to mention the 2 cups it puts down. Good shot in my book."

Playing basket ball person one pulls up from 28 feet: "NBA THREE!" *air ball*

Treammate "What the fuck was that?"

P1: "Making shit happen dude, what the hell are YOU doing to help the team win?"

Teammate: "God dammit..."

Make shit happen by PBEARodactyl January 25, 2011