Ryland Skipper

Is a virgin
Secretly likes FORTNITE
Might have a crush of Charli D'maelio
IS STRAIGHT BUT SIMULATES A DICK IN HIS ASS WITH A USED TAMPON

KID #1 hey ryland what did you do on saturday?

Ryland Skipper: i played fortnite, jacked off to 7 year old amongus kids and shoved a used tampon up my ass AGAIN
KID #1: Dude you have no fucking friends

by Cringy Retard February 16, 2022

redbox and relax

Codeword for sex when you don't have Netflix.

Girl: Hey babe I'm ready for Netflix and chill ;)
Boy: I don't have Netflix but you wanna come over for Redbox and relax? I have this DVD I wanna watch before I have to return it at 9.

by RedboxAndRelax November 1, 2015

Relax The Cacks

Have patience, wait a second.

Paddy: Hurry up with the dinner Mary.
Mary: Relax the cacks there Paddy, it's nearly ready.

by dtjesus February 22, 2009

Frankie says relax

Popular phrase on T-shirts around the time frankie goes to hollywood released song relax. This was in reaction to some people calling for the song to be banned.

Relax, don't do it.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

Relaxtion

After curling one out, relaxtion is the state the body enters in the few moments it takes for the bum hole to close. A calm time after what can sometimes be a painful and stressful experience.

After dropping the biggest turd of his life, Jonathan entered a state of relaxtion so intense that he almost fell off the bog.

by dAVEY Boy and The Screet November 21, 2014

Rylan (girl)

Rylan’s are the best friends you will ever have!! They are trustworthy, sweet and always has a smile for you. They are good at hiding things and are normally the “moms” of the friend group. They are responsible and funny, and they turn any bad situation into a good one! They are always surrounded by friends. They fall for boys easily, but are prepared to have their heart broken.

Have you seen Rylan (girl)?

Yes, she is the best friend you will ever have!!

by Qt2020 February 2, 2020

ryland adams

YouTube personality and Clevver host. Boyfriend of Shane Dawson and "dad" of his pets Cheeto and Uno

Ryland Adams is super sweet and underrated

by Peterick_and_gratsu August 20, 2017