Rusty Trumpet

A rusty trumpet is a rusty trumpet lol

A rusty trumpet is when one guy is bent over and another guys comes up behind him jacks him off and blows in his butt hole

by rusty trumpet June 30, 2009

The placing of the lips to a mans rectum and blowing like you would into a trumpet while masturbating him.

Ronnie asked Jane if she would blow him a tune on the ole rusty trumpet as he dropped his britches with a grin.

by Warren3174 December 6, 2005

When a girl has diarrhea, and shits into a condom then freezes it overnight and the next day use it as a dildo.

Girl 1: "I got a new sex toy wanna see?"

Girl 2: "Sure"
*goes into freezer*
Girl 2: "What is that?"

Girl 1: "A rusty trumpet"

by Justen9601 November 17, 2016

What trump calls his dick.

"hey girl.....have you met Rusty Trumpet? "

"It takes a lot of talent to blow trump's rusty trumpet"

by rustytrumpetlover November 20, 2022

Rusty trumpet

A girl eat yo booty whole and tickle yo dick between the legs

“Damn bro that rusty trumpet was fire”
“You mean rusty trombone?”
“Shut the fuck up”

by Pepepoopoobitch September 2, 2019

damn our president is a good rusty trumpet.

by bentgenius July 27, 2017