Rupert

A Spanish omlette consisting mostly of egg
Rupert and chips for tea?
by Pepperandsaltandspinach February 05, 2010
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Ruperting

The act of being sexy while wearing a hoodie, eating bacon and petting cats. Not necesarrily all at the same time. Stiff nipples recquired.
Ashley: I smell bacon, cats and hoodies. What's going on here?
Rupert: Oh nothing, just ruperting.
by iTookYourOreo July 23, 2013
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Rupert

This is a small creature who is invisible. He starts whispering stuff in your brain somewhere around the age of 25. Helpful comments to the effect of "Ahh, video games and pornography again, another success for wenesday. Dad's gonna be REALLY proud now!"
"Ahh more games and hentai this time? Perfect for a weekend"

-Rupert
by BleachGirl101 November 06, 2018
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Rupert

A crack head with crack head strength, his attributes are cocaine, Heroin, crack, marijuana, crushed ibuprofen and smells like, ass, piss, vodka, shit, vomit, the road after rain, and the garbage can after seafood dinner
Bro you smell like a total Rupert
I know it was a tough day in the sewers
by Swampinius Masolai November 15, 2021
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If you see a rupert you know that you will live long. Ruperts never believe in superstitions and many class them as having the reflexes of an army officer
Caw that's a good old Rupert
by Reveninia September 22, 2020
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Rupert

A bunch of aliens with amnesia live on Rupert.
by joyjoy July 07, 2003
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Rupert

A person who deems themselves to be "an absolute joker". When in reality, they have very poor banter.
House mate frapes you with below average banter, in response: "you absolute rupert"
by Lolalo October 07, 2011
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