rupert

russian word meaning "quick death"

rupert murdoch

by Jake Jarmel May 25, 2004

Rupert

A person who deems themselves to be "an absolute joker". When in reality, they have very poor banter.

House mate frapes you with below average banter, in response: "you absolute rupert"

by Lolalo October 7, 2011

Rupert

The best dog in the whole world. Is probably a huge brat. Will eat literally anything. Will definitely eat your cheeseburger while your away. Always tired and cold. Kinda like a grumpy old man but really cute?

“I miss my dog, Rupert”

by ohmygoshbecki October 13, 2018

Rupert

Rupert is another word for your penis

My rupert gets hard at the thought of her

by sincerelyMEx3 July 7, 2011

Rupert

A verb meaning to misstate, lie, be economical with the truth. from 'Rupert Murdoch', the media baron.

Evidence to the Commons Select Committee was found yet again to be a total Rupert.

by stropmag July 25, 2011

Rupert

A species werewolf that doesn't smell.

"Wow look over there it's a rupert!"

by somebody who does not smell October 27, 2008

Rupert

big gay bear

He's a bear and he's gay!

by Anonymous March 21, 2003