Rupert

A Spanish omlette consisting mostly of egg

Rupert and chips for tea?

by Pepperandsaltandspinach February 6, 2010

Ruperting

The act of being sexy while wearing a hoodie, eating bacon and petting cats. Not necesarrily all at the same time. Stiff nipples recquired.

Ashley: I smell bacon, cats and hoodies. What's going on here?
Rupert: Oh nothing, just ruperting.

by iTookYourOreo August 31, 2013

Rupert

This is a small creature who is invisible. He starts whispering stuff in your brain somewhere around the age of 25. Helpful comments to the effect of "Ahh, video games and pornography again, another success for wenesday. Dad's gonna be REALLY proud now!"

"Ahh more games and hentai this time? Perfect for a weekend"

-Rupert

by BleachGirl101 November 6, 2018

Rupert

A crack head with crack head strength, his attributes are cocaine, Heroin, crack, marijuana, crushed ibuprofen and smells like, ass, piss, vodka, shit, vomit, the road after rain, and the garbage can after seafood dinner

Bro you smell like a total Rupert
I know it was a tough day in the sewers

by Swampinius Masolai November 15, 2021

Rupert

If you see a rupert you know that you will live long. Ruperts never believe in superstitions and many class them as having the reflexes of an army officer

Caw that's a good old Rupert

by Reveninia September 22, 2020

Rupert

The 10th planet in our solar system.

A bunch of aliens with amnesia live on Rupert.

by joyjoy July 7, 2003

Rupert

A person who deems themselves to be "an absolute joker". When in reality, they have very poor banter.

House mate frapes you with below average banter, in response: "you absolute rupert"

by Lolalo October 7, 2011