Rumpledstillskin

The long flaccid foreskin that overhangs an uncircumcised males penis.

This chick told me she loved fairy tales so I pulled down my pants and showed her my rumpledstillskin. Man can that chick run!

by Theoriginalbugsy June 14, 2018

Rumpled Stiltskin

The guy who gives oral sex on the street corner

oh look theres rumpled stiltskin giving bradley lowery some oral sex

by Musty brad March 29, 2021

Rumpled

When totally stoned and steaming. Definitely time to call it a night, but I may be able to visit KFC on my way home!

Guy: Can I get you another beer or a spliff mate?
Me: Fuck no! I'm totally rumpled, I gotta get home before I fall down.

by InTheNameOfBofA August 11, 2012

RumpleDwarf Dick

A small bodied male, who is often rude and asshole-ish. Constantly making fun at other's to improve self esteem.

Other meaning: Someone who thinks they are the shit. But in reality, needs "the shit" kicked out of them.

Dwarf Dick in question: Hey, I fucked your mom last night. HAHAHAHAHAHA. And she said she never loved you, hahaha. Awww you gonna cry?

You: Fuck off RumpleDwarf Dick.

Example2:

Dwarf Dick in question: Yo, I could woop your ass!

You:Hahaha, your such a RumpleDwarf Dick. Hahahahahahahahaha.

Dwarf Dick: (cry's)

by Wilhelm Longshanks September 21, 2009

Runkled

To fall short of success. From Charlie Runkle, a character on the Showtime television series "Californication."

Nate Kaeding kicks the field goal for the win! It's going...going...NO GOOD! He runkled it!

by DustySnipes December 8, 2011

Runkled

Un-ironed, scruffy and messy clothing; often worn while suffering after a heavy drinking session the night before. Particularly applies to junior employees in menial, low-paid, "McJobs".

Manager - You're looking very runkled this morning Dave!
Dave - Fuck off, my head hurts.

by BlueArse August 12, 2009

Rumpled Dork Skin

Something you call somebody when you want a grilled cheese and your friend's sister's friend makes it but you don't know her so you call her a Rumpled Dork Skin and you don't eat it

"No I'm not eating that Rumpled Dork Skin made it!"

by DINKLESTEIN September 7, 2011