runner

Someone who uses the bathroom and leaves without washing their hands.

I wouldn't shake Joe's hands, he's a runner.

by lpigs August 22, 2016

runner

a runner is a slut, bitch, skank. a girl who runs around and will fuck anyone.

That girl over there is a runner. she`ll sleep with anyone !

she foulish, with tacky pointers
she ain't nothing but a runner like Jackie Joinus the team-It's getting hot

by anonymous May 13, 2005

Runner

Someone who can do it longer and harder.

Runners do it longer and harder...in bed.

by Licy April 10, 2008

runner

a person who operates a dial-a-dope operation making deliveries to drug users in his car after recieving phone calls arranging a meeting spot from them

did you hear about joe? he's a runner now

by annnnonyoussssss April 10, 2009

The Runner

When a guy is jerking off and right before he blows, he realizes that he doesn't have a catch-rag. He quickly gets up and runs towards the nearest thing he can use................but doesn't make it.

Mike was watching an adult cinematic feature last night but forgot a tissue and pulled the runner.

by Thor76 October 6, 2004

Runner

Someone over the age of 21 who purchases alcohol for underage kids.

Man i really wanna drink but we cant find a runner.

by NastyNate691 February 27, 2011

Runner

1. Noun: A skinny white guy who runs a lot. Typically a member of his high school's cross country team.

2. Someone who participates in running for events such as races or marathons.

3. Carter Osborne*

*= This is the one true definition of "Runner". All others are a formality.

1. David: Did you hear about that runner who was fastest in the state at the 400?

Jon: Oh, that's obviously Carter Osborne.

2. Emily: I almost died! And there was a huge flash of white light!
Cory: That was probably Carter, out for his morning jog.

by Captain Romance April 26, 2010