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Rumor weed 

Where oh where do i begin. Throughout time the rumor weed has terrorized the city of Bumsleburgh spreading rumors throughout its inhabitants. Once defeated by the renown batman like hero, "LARRY BOY" the rumor weed has escaped and moved into the lower Hudson valley of New York. Now the rumor weed is headed to be the biggest meme in all of instagram and might overflow to all social media platforms such as KIK and LIKIDEN. If you haven't heard of this weed you should go follow him on Instagram @I.AM.THE.RUMOR.WEED. she now takes the faces of well known people like Queen Elizabeth and so on. You will not be disappointed. If you look at this and don't follow the rumor weed she will find you and will rape you. She might also send INCEST CHILLI after you so watch out. #rumorsquad
Guy: Have you heard of INCEST CHILLI?
DUDE: you're gay
MAN: Have you guys heard of the Rumor Weed?
Guy and Dude: *stops following INCEST CHILLI and follows the rumor weed*
MAN: *Ascends into rumor weed heaven for spreading the good word*
Rumor weed by the rumor weed February 13, 2019
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rumor tease 

When someone won't tell you a rumor about you just to hold it over your head, but they brought it up in conversation.
Lateesha: "Hey Ryan, I won't date you because there's this rumor going around about you."

Ryan: "What is it?"

Lateesha: "I can't tell you because I want to hold it over your head lol"

Ryan: "pce bits" -- you're a rumor tease
rumor tease by Jesse M! March 4, 2014

rumor bitch 

Can't ever keep a problem between you and her. Always gotta be showing her "friends" or that's at least what she calls them.
This rumor bitch keep screenshotting all my chats
rumor bitch by Runningfromdem July 20, 2017

Rumor Control 

People who know all the gossip, continues to spread the gossip, and/or starts the rumor.
Penny: Did you hear about so and so? They got caught doing it in the girls bathroom
Giga: Yeah, they called their parents and so and so is getting shipped to a boarding school in Switzerland. Hey Suzy did you hear about...
Suzy cuts in: Red alert! All hands on deck! Rumor Control's got something knew to gossip about!
Rumor Control by Elli Mae July 1, 2006

rumor whore

A person who let's rumors get to their minds fucking them up and then slamming them into a climax. Mainly applicable to girls (sorry).
James: Oh my god. Katherine screamed her head off at me because somebody told her that I like all of her friends. So now she thinks I like her friends
Brad: She is such a rumor whore because all she does is let rumor's take her away and slam her into a climax

Rumor Plume

When a person has had notoriety or fame with a negative connotation, and new people can have pre-formed opinions about that person's integrity or behavior.
Her husband is a white collar felon. She has a Rumor Plume following her to the next chapter of her life.
Rumor Plume by Mamahipster December 26, 2011

Rumor Rape 

When a man/woman tells friends that they hooked up with another people (with-out consent) when the man/woman actually never has.
John Doe keeps telling his friends we slept together when I have never even met the guy... I feel like i'm being rumor raped
Rumor Rape by ElylA May 10, 2016