What results after a desparate hiker gets lost in the woods and has to take the biggest, most explosive dump of his or her life. This sorry hiker then frantically searches for something which can be used as toilet paper, finding a three-leaved plant. This plant turns out to be poison ivy, and the intense rubbing action results in a horribly painful and itchy rash surrounding the hiker's butt-crack. Can last for up to several weeks and often gets inflamed if the hiker has a bad case of the hershey squirts.
Hot dang my butthole feels like it's about to spontaneously combust after I used that weird plant for toilet paper while camping last week. I'm not joking I mean I'm pretty sure this feels worse than that bad case of herpes that keeps coming back. I think I have the world's worst Scottish Rug Burn.
by Funky Junk in my Trunk January 27, 2009
Get the Scottish Rug Burnmug. If the girl that your doin' has large unkept bush so bad that when you fuck her you get rug burn on your sack. Usually common with Eastern European women, mostly the Pols. It is also possible to get Polish rug burn on your mouth after hardcore pussy lickin.
Man I need some Gold Bond after fucking that East German chick. She gave me really bad Polish rug burn.
by liquidforcedlx February 21, 2008
Get the polish rug burnmug. when two bitches rub those pussy close and their pubic hair rubs against each other causeing a rug burn
by MissingLaundrySock August 10, 2016
Get the lesbian rug burnmug. Dereck's girlfriend pissed him off so badly, that later that night, he gave her a Rochester Rug Burn.
by Snoogins101 August 29, 2016
Get the rochester rug burnmug. A nasty rash caused by long sessions of cunnilingus, primarily on the upper lip. This condition is treatable with some prescription ointments and/or creams, but quick and aggressive response is advisable. Many male sufferers typically have been in close proximity of a course haired, horny vagina while putting extreme pressure on her landing strip with his upper lip.
Mike spent hours eating Jenny's snatch Saturday night giving her pleasure and multiple orgasms. Now he's down at the pharmacist buying cremes and ointment for his Alabama rug burn.
by opusbar1 July 6, 2010
Get the Alabama Rug Burnmug. act of giving oral sex while simultaneously moving both hands in opposite directions on shaft of penis.
Tron: why is Omar clinching his nuts so bad?
Bobice: because his lady gave him a fucking indian rug burn last night
DUH
Bobice: because his lady gave him a fucking indian rug burn last night
DUH
by H-nasty 11 August 1, 2010
Get the indian rug burnmug. When you roll someone up in a rug and pour soy sauce and gasoline on them then proceed to set them on fire
by That chinese guy December 16, 2013
Get the Chinese rug burnmug.