Rubber Ducky

a duck-shaped piece of rubber that literally stalks you in the shower

Guy1:time to shower

Rubber Ducky: GO ON, IM WATCHING

by Memesarethecuretoevrything April 24, 2021

Rubber Ducky

A really catchy, and funny song!!!!!!!!!!

The Rubber Ducky Song
Rubber Ducky, you're the one,
You make bathtime lots of fun,
Rubber Ducky, I'm awfully fond of you;
Woo woo be doo
Rubber Ducky, joy of joys,
When I squeeze you, you make noise!
Rubber Ducky, you're my very best friend, it's true!
Doo doo doo doo, doo doo
Every day when I
Make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who's
Cute and yellow and chubby
Rub-a-dub-a-dubby!
Rubber Ducky, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber ducky, I'm awfully fond of you.
Every day when I
Make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who's
Cute and yellow and chubby
Rubber Ducky, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber ducky, I'm awfully fond of -
Rubber ducky, I'd like a whole pond of -
Rubber ducky I'm awfully fond of you!
Doo doo, be doo

((Look it up on the net! Its really a good song to listen to!!!))

by DitzySteph July 1, 2004

Rubber Duckie

When you're doing a girl (she's on bottom) and you hold her by the throat to get a better grip. Due to the pressure on her vocal cords, instead of moaning, she can only make sqeak-like noises. Kinda like a rubber duckie.

The bitch pissed me off so I held her by the throat while fucking her until she rubber duckied.

by levski_swag November 7, 2010

Rubber Ducky

The act of shit rubbing up against a girls face in a hot tub and her mistaking it for a rubber ducky floating around.

While having sex with a girl in a hot tub, doggy-style, you slowly let out an incredibly long shit. The current from the hot tub carries the "Rubber Ducky" over to her and starts poking her in the face.

by Drusalt1 April 3, 2009

Rubber Ducky

Getting a handjob in the shower.

She gave me a rubber ducky last night.

by lee1morgan January 6, 2013

Rubber Ducky

The act of shit rubbing up against a girls face in a hot tub and her mistaking it for a rubber ducky floating around.

While having sex with a girl in a hot tub, doggy-style, you slowly let out an incredibly long shit. The current from the hot tub carries the "Rubber Ducky" over to her and starts poking her in the face.

by Drusalt March 31, 2009

Rubber Ducky

When a male takes a hold of his testicles and penis and pulls them out together, making the figure of a rubber ducky.

Yo, is that a rubber ducky on your crotch, man?

by okonkwo91 January 24, 2010