rowshambow

The pointless game where 2 men take turns kicking each other in the testicles to see who lasts the longest. Often used to settle an argument.

In south park:
Cartman: No you gave the walkie talkie to us
Robert Smith: Fine then we'll rowshambow for it
Robert Smith: *Kicks Cartman in testicles*
Cartman: *Falls down onto ground*

by AlexH2008 April 28, 2008

roshambo

In modern day United States, Roshambo or Rochambeau is when two or more guys kick, punch, squeeze, or knee each other in the groin to win something (an object, money, bets, etc..) untill one of them gives up or falls down. The last one standing wins. This is a modern American twist on the game.

It is also a very old word of Egyptian origin for the child game "Paper, Sissors, Rock".

In the TV series South Park, Cartman and his friends play the game "I'll Rochambeau you for it", by kicking the opponent in the crotch. The first one to fall over loses the game. This of course means the first person to go is usually the winner. This is a way of choosing, and it's called Rochambeau.

"How about we all throw some money into a pile and see who can win it... ROSHAMBO STYLE!"

by Chris November 5, 2004

philly rochamblumpkin pie

This move is very similar to a philly rochamblumpkin. What you do is convince a guy to give you a blumpkin. But before he begins sucking your dick, you piss in his eyes and kick him in the balls. When he is down on the ground you take a shit in his mouth and make him eat some of your blumpkin pie.

Last night, John ate some of my philly rocamblumpkin pie. He said it tasted great.

by Diamond Dallas Plescia March 31, 2005

rochambeaux

A game of rock-paper-scissors.

I'll rochambeaux you for that last taco.

by kingbeej August 12, 2007

Rouchambeau

To deliver a massive blow to male genitals, usually done with a clenched fist in an upper-cut fashion. This move is reserved for those who have committed a grevious violation of male protocol (aka breaking "the guy code") and should only be deployed as a last resort.

"The guy sucker punched me after I told him to leave my girlfriend alone, so I gave him the Rouchambeau. That settled that."

by Drew Franklin June 14, 2006

roshambo

Origin: American revolutionary war.
After: Jean-Baptiste Donatien de Vimeur,
comte de Rochambeau (1725-1807).
As a lieutenant general, comte de Rochambeau commanded the French expeditionary army sent to help the American Revolution during 1780 to 1782. His skillful leadership and professional wisdom were vital to the American-French allied victory at Yorktown in September 1781.
Rochambeau was so skilled at kicking the British's balls in battle, that his victories were called "Rochambeau's".
His name, in corrupted spelling, became slang for any number of contests or confrontation resolved by competitive nut-kicking.

Hey! I'll roshambo (Rochambeau) you for the last beer!
( etiquette usually dictates that the challenged gets first kick .. unless he's an idiot).

by Dave the Riss January 1, 2006

rushambo

The practice of exchanging kicks to anothers groin until one participant quits.

Student A, "I totally would hook up with Pamela." Student B, "No, I called Pamela last week." Student A, "I'll rushambo you for her."

by Sam E. M. April 6, 2007