roofing 

The act of climbing atop roofs, usually illegally, as a pastime.

Jabos and I went roofing last night, the cops nearly caught us!

roofing by Recondite_me September 3, 2016

russ rooking

when asians say "just looking" but because of their accents it sounds like russ rooking.

Sales Associate: Hi Sir, how are you today? Do you need any help?
Jackie Chan: No! Im russ rooking!

russ rooking by i hate retail September 26, 2009

Roaming Rule 

The Roaming Rule applies to all relationships, just like with your mobile phone network i.e 02 - when you go abroad, you turn off roaming charges...! When you go away with the lads...'roaming charges' are off...

Girl: "I can't believe you shagged another bird in Magaluf..."
Boy: "Doesn't count, the Roaming Rule comes into play when the plane touches down..."

Roaming Rule by Woolfy47 May 22, 2015

Rooling 

When you're too sophisticated to write rofl, but still want to convey it, primarily in text form.

That joke had me rooling.

Rooling by Kerfufflator October 20, 2018

Rotoming 

The act of sticking your dick in a power outlet to get a electric shock and whilst doing this you scream " Rotom enter dick form"

friend: why is your outlet so crusty.
me: sorry I was Rotoming earlier.

Rotoming by Brock's Rock Hard Cock February 28, 2020

Dirty Roaming 

To take ones cellular device and place it between your ass cheeks, (preferably when soiled and moist) for roughly 5 minutes. Then place the phone on a table or somewhere a loved one will her it ring. Proceed to call the phone and watch their face once they get a smell of your sweaty, vinegary open ass!

Last week after mowing my lawn and my crack was dripping a hybrid mix of mud and sweat, I though it would be nice to walk around the house with my wife's phone stuck way up close to my bung. I placed the phone on the kitchen counter and called it, my wife not only answered the phone and immediately threw it to the ground, she actually vomited and cracked the screen giving her "dirty roaming".

Dirty Roaming by NIKKY T February 2, 2014

Eula Roofing (end-user license agreement) 

It's when you have gotten consent from somebody but that consent was not received in the most moral of circumstances or standarts

If I know that somebody doesnt speak english and I put in page 96 of their repair contract, that they signed before they get their iphone fixed, that if they dont certified mail me 16 years from now, that I will get to marry their firstborn daughter and take all their personal property. Thus - Eula Roofing (end-user license agreement)

Eula Roofing (end-user license agreement) by Right To Repair September 20, 2023