Roofie Rescue

You're in a club and you see a girl leave her drink at the bar when she goes to powder her nose. When she comes back, instead of actually spiking her drink, rush over to her and scream "DON'T DRINK THAT!". Explain you saw some middle-aged guy slip something into her drink and you just wanted to make sure she didn't end up Fritzl'd.

Next, slyly suggest she needs a new drink and that you would be willing to buy it her. How it goes from there is up to you.

You hit a dry patch, dude?
Fo' sho, looking to pull off a Roofie Rescue tonight.

by Souperman 1234 September 1, 2010

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roofer

A hardworking motherfucker...who makes more money in one day than other trades make in 3.

All the other tradesmen made fun of the roofer, until he showed them his pay stub...

by fuck y'all July 12, 2005

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roofie martini

Can refer to any martini-style cocktail that includes the drug Flunitrazepam (Rohypnol). This drink is mostly seen at college bars and night clubs used by douchebags in an attemp to insert their drangi into women’s slits.

Guy1: Did you hear about Jessica?
Guy2: No. What happened?
Guy1: She had a roofie martini and woke up next to that douche Marc.

by Cynthia Dangus November 14, 2017

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Pizza roofie

The practice of pizza delivery drivers compressing a pizza box so that the chess from the pizza sticks to the roof of the box. This practice usually occurs when a customer has a history of not tipping drivers.

I was too broke to tip the pizza guy last time so the next time I ordered I got a pizza roofie.

by jjm-uwf September 27, 2008

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