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Renessa

Female baby name, meaning the next game changer of all time. A straight shooter with endless life-changing ideas for the human race-- often finds school programs a bit behind the curve. She stands strong on her own, and is smart enough to make it big with her brains, wit, and ingenuity.

She's a caretaker and close peer to her classmates. She doesn't bother with men. Often associated with Marie Curie, Einstein and Bill Gates.
"Wow, Renessa's on Forbes?"
"Yeah, figures. Its Renessa."
by heyoconqueror October 9, 2017
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Renesmee

Renesmee (pronounced 'Mary Sue') Carlie Cullen (nicknamed Nessie), a character in the four book Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer, introduced in the fourth book Breaking Dawn. She has currently caused the downward spiral of Twilight as a barely respected fandom, much to Meyer's butthurt dismay.

The spawn of Bella Sue Swan and Edward Sparkle Cullen's bed-breaking, headboard-banging, pillow-biting loveplay, Nessie is typically described in Breaking Dawn as "a giant, sparkly demon spawn," "the Loch Ness Monster" and "an abortion." Meyer herself describes Nessie as a "glowing, wonderful, half-human, half-vampire baby that everybody should love, BUY ONE RIGHT NOW AND GET 20 PERCENT OFF YOUR INEVITABLE PURCHASE OF THE TWILIGHT SAGA CONCORDANCE, coming this Christmas! It'll be something the entire family can enjoy!"

Renesmee's nickname, "Nessie," can be attributed to Jacob Black, her mother's former boyfriend and Nessie's own future lover (Jacob had imprinted on a fresh-out-of-the-bloody-womb Nessie).

Nessie's birth and conception are controversial topics in Breaking Dawn, leading many a fan as to question Meyer's knowledge of sex and 10th grade biology. Meyer, who had stated venom had impregnated Bella in the book, cannot answer this herself, complaining that "my characters keep secrets from me," further proof she is a nut case.

As a half-human half-vampire spawn, Nessie enjoys the best of both worlds of humanity and vampirism. According to Breaking Dawn, Nessie will grow up in 7 years of human life, and will stop growing once she's legal and Jacob can finally consummate their love. (Eventually Jacob will have to have a seat right over there.) Also included in the vampire/human package is Nessie's vampire power of displaying her thoughts to a person by touching them, as if the simple thoughts of a plesiosaur was important to anyone. Scientists call it a marvel.

The introduction of Nessie instigated widespread negative reactions by Twilight fans the world over, leading to mass sporkings, book burning and returning. A butthurt Meyer had remarked that she had indeed planned for everything for Bella to be perfect and unrealistic. One interviewer could plainly see Meyer's smug satisfaction of fantasy fulfillment. Meyer has constantly backhanded questions of the possibility Renesmee with half-assed answers. Fans were not amused.
Renesmee? Psh, that sounds like it came out of a fanfic on Fanfiction.net!

...

It ends at Eclipse.
by hide-n-seek October 9, 2008
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Robespierre coming down the mountain

When you realize someone you had respected has lost their mind you would refer to them as "Robespierre coming down the mountain" in reference to Robespierre's Cult of the Supreme Being festival in which he appeared at the top of a 'paper mache' mountain constructed in the center of Paris in a toga and decended to give a speech. Many saw this as proof that he thought he was more than human and had lost touch with reality.
"Oh, here's Robespierre coming down the mountain!"
by The Real Honeybear May 3, 2009
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robespigeon

The most beautiful pairing in the world, coupling the tender Incorruptible with that purest of birds, the pigeon. Particularly meaningful because the pigeon's beak, which is fed with scraps even the lowest parisian vagrants have discarded, is incapable of uttering any untruth.
"Ugh, fuck Eléonore Duplay. Robespigeon is my OTP."
by Pigeon McPigeonson November 12, 2011
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Renese

A Renese is a need to have friend. She will have you laughing even if you don't want to. She is a easy going girl and is smarter than you will ever know. A Renese will talk to you for hours, making it the best part of your day. She will share her personal experiences with you and will make you wish you had her positive look of the world. A Renese will have the most beautiful eyes you have ever seen and hair that would make all the girls that see her jealous. A Renese will have the brightest personality you have ever seen, making her the most beautiful person on the inside and outside. She is a kind, selfless and happy 24/7. A Renese has the most amazing fashion sense you will ever see, matching her personality to perfection. If you are fortunate enough to meet a Renese, you better hold onto her, because if you lose her you will never get her back.
Boy 1: Wow that girl has the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen.

Boy 2: I know, I bet you 100 bucks shes a Renese.

Boy 1: No way, she probably is a Renese.
by BCHockey18 January 5, 2018
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Roeske'd

The act of fucking with peoples' stuff in a Russian manner, i.e., swatting down birthday cd's, breaking people's laptops at their houses, having a big nose.

WE LOVE CHRIS ROESKE
Ryan: *Breaks Thomas' pencil*

Thomas: "Hey man! WTF!"

Ryan: "YOU JUST GOT ROESKE'D BITCH"
by irishmafia81 November 10, 2010
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Romnesia

The act of forgetting a statement or belief that you had previously expressed the opposite point of view with regards to.
Bob has Romnesia. He was for that before he was against it
by Tom Legals July 22, 2012
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