Ron Johnson

A dick that you believe to be the biggest dick in the world.

“The guy I saw last night. Huge dick. Probably the biggest in the world. A Ron Johnson if I ever saw one.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

ron weasley syndrome

The feeling of being worse in your abilities,career or popularity than your older siblings. How Ron Weasley from Harry Potter feels about his brothers Charlie, Bill, Percy, Fred and George.
Possible accompanying symptoms:

- your parents worship good results of their children with gifts and attention
- your parents compare you to your siblings
- you feel constant pressure to prove yourself
- you're jealous ; that might affect your future relationships ( i.e. Ron and Harry) in a bad way
- you're ending up saving the world with your best friends

- My older sister always gets better grades in exams.
-It's alright, you suffer from the Ron Weasley syndrome. You'll get over it.

by alovewaslost July 20, 2014

Dr. Ron Clark

1. Probably one of the best professors at the University of Miami because of his use of "podcasts".
2. He is the undisputed Podcast King.
3. He also likes tigers.
3. See badass, tiger, sadomasochism

Hi, this is Ron Clark with the University of Miami and this is a two hour podcast on your mom.

Hi, I am Dr. Ron Clark and I like tigers.

by UMMSM Class of 2012 February 20, 2009

Ron Swanson

The coolest guy ever

Hey you ever heard of Ron Swanson?
Who hasn't?

by amgil October 25, 2018

Ron Mcgovney

Ron McGovney was the original bassist for the band Metallica. He met James Hetfield in highschool and the two became friends. He never recorded on a Metallica alblum or wrote any music or lyrics. Dave Mustaine and Hetfield said that he didn't contribute much to the band musically and that he just followed. Ron felt that the other members of the band treated him as more of an unofficial manager rather than a member of the band and was growing tired of being responsible for their drunken antics. Finally in the winter of 1982 he left Metallica, he had played with them for 10 months. Cliff Burton replaced him as bassist in 1983. He attended Metallica's introduction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 2009. James Hetfield invited Ron along with former Metallica members Jason Newsted and Dave Mustaine to the Introduction. He resides in North Carolina along with his wife and children.

Ron McGovney was the first bass player for Metallica.

by HungPastor May 18, 2009

Ron DeSpandex

The stage name of the up and coming Miami-based trans entertainer who deftly skewers the quirky and deranged Governor of Florida.

The talented Ron DeSpandex has really nailed down the moves and expressions of DeSantis in a way that has caused periodic apoplectic rage to erupt from His Royal Piousness.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2023

Ron Desantis

Governor of Florida. Possible republican candidate for presidency. Has a Mickey Mouse fetish.

Ron Desantis is running for president. He has a Mickey Mouse fetish.

by DMJohnson May 21, 2023